Smorgashboard Sunday
Welcome to another edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! Here’s where you’ll find the best from the past week in my blogosphere… because it’s all about me… really… or is it about you and someone forgot to tell me? Ooooohhhh… deep thoughts. Anyway… on with the Snacking…
So we all know about LOLCats and LOLDogs… but thanks to the Iron Fist I have discovered the internet phenomenon known as Man Babies. There are a few there that are quite scary. I want my mommy. Seriously.
Man Babies aren’t the only phenomenon out there. Avitable has discovered that there is actually porn safe for work! Oh, and for those of you who continue to be deluded by the notion that shock and funny trumps all… he also proves that he is an onion and can talk about serious matters. Now however… back to those dolphins…
Speaking of funny, Shelli reveals the truth behind all the laughter and surprisingly… it’s her! With an I! Yeah… if your laughing then you were there and if your not its because you weren’t… which proves her point that everyone has a different idea of “funny”.
I am so proud of Poppy… she is hard at work so I’ll only have to eat Ramen Noodles for a month or two. She even has a study group going.
Jen has the newest version of Global Thermo Nuclear War. I bet Matthew Broderick would do D if he could get out of going to the Sex In The City movie premiere.
Finn had a very interesting and puzzling post. It makes me wish I was a puzzle by numbers kinda guy.
It turns out that Black Belt Momma has become infected with the plague! Soon she’ll be eating brains and moaning about how there is nothing to watch on cable tv. Well… at least the brain part will be new.
Just like Hillary Clinton, Miss Britt is someone who lives by a very strict ethical code as evidenced by her blog layout. Hey… at least she sticks to it. She also launched her photoblog this past week, so go peruse her excellent photo skills.
Despite alarm clock issues, Dave sent back urgent news about one of my favorite candies in the world… there are now chocolate Pez. Praise Hey-soos!!!
Finally, here is your Sunday Internet Radio Guide for your favorite bloggers living the Pump Up The Volume dream…
Internet Radio for Sunday May 25, 2008
- •Karl will be having Dave on his show Secondhand Karl at 5:00pm ET
- •Hilly will be having Mr. Fab on her show Snackie Radio at 6:00pm ET
- •Mr. Fab will be having Winter on his show Pointless Drivel Live at 7:00pm ET
- •Turnbaby will be having a discussion on ”Why Are Women So Hard On Each Other?”… or more accurately ”Why Are Some Women Such Fucking Catty Bitches?” on her show Turnbaby Talks
If you are unable to listen live, you can subscribe to either the RSS Feed or through iTunes from the show’s page linked above. As for those of you in the west coast… well… provided California hasn’t sunk into the ocean by showtime… I’m pretty sure the lineup starts at 1:00pm… but I may be wrong.
I would also like to take this opportunity to provide the radio personalities with a few tips about their shows…
- 1) Be sure you give the guest/co-host/object of your infuriation’s URL if they have a blog or website
- 2) Be sure to spell said URL
- 3) Try to give the URL at least twice
- 4) Be sure to give your OWN URL
Thanks… and talk hard!
So that wraps up another Sunday Smorgashboard. Have a good week!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
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Welcome to a very special edition of Smorgashboard Sunday. This is the edition where I have chosen NOTHING. It was all left up to you. So let’s get started!
Trishk felt that Catscratch had a great post on the outcomes of ambient stupidity. I have to say… I whole-heartedly agree.
Lynda liked Metalmom‘s post about the songs banned from her children’s weddings. Personally, I would want YMCA on repeat the whole night… but hey… I’m sadistic like that.
Jake Titus honored The Unmighty‘s admission to being a nose picker. I think we have found the new entrampled upon minority who will be fighting for equal rights in the near future.
And finally…
Phil wants to start an inter-galactic blogging black whole by suggesting NYCWD‘s post about how if anyone wanted to suggest a post for The Snacking, then please do so. Sadly, there is no black hole. However considering I basically just snacked on myself… that makes me a cannibal. Thanks Phil!
So that wraps up this week’s Smorgashboard! Be sure to check back for the TequilaCon Stories that are sure to come out of this wild and crazy weekend!!!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
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This is IT. This is YOUR big opportunity. This is actually something I should have done awhile ago but didn’t think of it until the other day while twittering with Hilly about posting during Tequilacon. The fact is that in all likelihood I will not be in a position to post anything not alcohol induced until Monday… mmmmm… maybe Tuesday. So in the meantime… in order to maintain order… I am opening up the Smorgashboard Sunday post to all of you.
Here are the rules, and I assure you they are real simple:
- 1) Submit links in the comments of this post and only this post.
- 2) You cannot submit your own link. The link must be from a blogger OTHER than yourself.
- 3) The post should be from a personal blog.
- 4) Reread rule #2.
- 5) Submissions will be accepted until Saturday morning at 9:00am EDT. At that point… it’ll be just too late.
- 6) Reread rule #2.
- 7) Failure to adhere to rule #2 will result in negative Snackage.
So there ya go… let’s see what the best tid-bits are of YOUR blogosphere…
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Welcome to another week of the Sunday Smorgashboard! Here are the best tid-bits from my blogosphere for you to gnarl and chew on…
This past week was Blogiversary V! Oh what a week it was! There were shirts, and hats (orange!!! Woo-hoo orange!!!), playing cards that tell stories, and the possibility to have your very own Dave Event!!! If you didn’t enter… well… there is always the Artificial Duck Store for the awesomeness that Blogography spews forth!
Miss Britt has been quite busy converting the world to become metrosexuals. Now if I was in that chair… you’d see the little lady donning a protective mask because of the sandblaster she’d need for my feeties. God bless aliens. I hope she got a great tip.
Pat from Belchspeak brought up a topic near and dear to my heart… the existence of aliens. I’m not talking about aliens as in little Asian women sandblasting toes… I’m talking about the “Blues” and the “Grays” that dominate the extraterrestrial conversations. Most notable about his post is the quote from Stephen Hawkins… which I can’t help but agree with.
Poppy meets really interesting people who sell lemonade. Poppy drinks the lemonade. Poppy does not drink the Kool-Aid. Good Poppy.
Timeczar found out the danger of 3rd party 911 calls. Yeah… I hate when the 911 caller is the one who 911 should be called for… although I am all about her solution to the problem. Naked sunbathing does the soul wonders.
Fantastagirl showed what the Power of One could do. Pretty amazing isn’t it?
The Mutt Princess took MSN to task for their list of things that annoy your co-workers. She tells it like it is… which makes me continue to believe that the things written on MSN are by a robot that is probably modelled after their Supreme Commander… the Gates.
Greeneyezz by far had the best slogan I’ve seen generated. Lord knows I’m way beyond the madness…
Avi has finally come clean… his penis is shrinking. This is obviously what happens when you don’t use enough of the lube while playing the skin flute.
Boh3m3 wants to go back and explore the potential of the Sega Genesis. I have five words for you Boh3m3… Grand. Theft. Auto. IV. Bitch. Yeah… but I’m glad you realized there is more to the internet than YouTube.
And finally…
Yoshi showed me the new Hancock trailer. What can I say? I am now impressed and will now see this movie… right after I see Iron Man 4 gazillion times!!!
So that’s been my week in a Snacking. Next week I’ll be in Tequilacon… so there may not be a Sunday post… or for that matter… a post ever again… because someone… may be a serial killer waiting to chop me into little pieces. Yeah… I suck at making moves on Scrabulous.
Have a good week!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
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Welcome to a very special edition of Smorgashboard Sunday. Today is special for 3 reasons. The first is that today is Miss Ann Thrope’s birthday! Does anyone else find it odd that she was born on the Get High Holy Day For Potheads of 4/20? Well no matter, a Happy Birthday to Miss Ann… and a Happy High to all my Mary Jane loving readers!
This being the 66th Edition of Sunday Smorgashboard is of course going to be related to Order 66… the order issued by Grand Chancellor Palpatine to the clone troopers of the Grand Army of the Republic to exterminate their Jedi Commanders. It was this order that saw the 501st Legion of the GAR join the newly annointed Darth Vader massacre everyone in the Jedi Temple and complete his transition to the dark side.
Is it just coincidence then that the 66th Edition of Sunday Smorgashboard coincides with Pope Benedict XVI‘s mass at Yankee Stadium… for which I will be doing the medical standby for… and he just happens to have a very uncanny similar appearance to none other than the issuer of Order 66, Grand Chancellor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious himself? It makes me wonder if in fact there is a greater purpose… or a greater force… behind this particular Snacking…
Yeah. I have way too much time on my paws this Saturday morning (which is when I actually write this post in case you never figured that out). Anyway… onto the best kibbles ‘n’ bits from my blogosphere this past week…
The final list of prizes for the raffle for Lisa has been put up. The raffle itself closes tonight! So if you haven’t had the chance to get in on it… do it now or you’ll miss out on the opportunity for some awesome prizes!
The advertising critic Copyranter has decided to call it quits in the blogosphere. Will anyone REALLY miss it? I don’t think so… but I wanted to throw it out there.
How hard is it to be an advertising critic you may ask? Well I’m not sure but Poppy seems to have done a fine job of criticizing ads herself. Yeah… who needs Copyranter when we have Poppy? Besides… she’s way cuter too.
Avitable has the most reliable birthday calendar in the blogosphere… since he was the only one who remembered that this little witch turned legal. If there’s grass on the field… play Quidditch.
People in the Sun is on a quest for fame and fortune. Of course he meets ironic circumstances at every turn. Its not to know it doesn’t just happen to me.
Miss Britt has become a high flier in the blogosphere going first class all the way. I just hope she snags a few of those high class/high tech vomit bags for me… the little people.
Miss Anne Derstood must be a direct descendant of the pilgrims. Why else would The Turkey of Doom hover over her? They’re gobbling for vengeance…
Turnbaby has one bad ass set of wheels. In fact, it’s so bad ass, it got taken away and locked up like a criminal. Of course… it was a case of mistaken identity. We all know it was the Volkswagen in the Drive-Thru with the candlestick.
Rachel unknowingly provided me with proof that yes… Magic: The Gathering is still in play. *SIGH* I hate Wizards for doing so well with it while my MechWarrior wallows in neglect from Wizkids.
The Ice Princess KG has felt the pain at the pump the worst so far as I can tell. A fill-up for me is only $50. If it ever gets to the amount she spent… then I’m seriously going to look into another way to get around.
While the world will be watching the Olympics… Mr. Fab will be dominating the Sport of Kings. If the Chinese really wanted to prove their worldliness… then they’d make air hockey an Olympic sport. Enough of this ping-pong shit.
/brandon\ told an interesting tale about an abandoned bike he found in the woods… and then abandoned again. If the gas prices keep going up… I may be looking for that bike.
Finally…
It is that time of year again. Dave over at Blogography will be celebrating Blogiversary V at some time this week! I have zero idea what he’s doing for it this year… but considering last year’s extravaganza… I’m sure it’s going to be cooler than a sex tape of Bad Monkey in Paris.
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
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