Smorgashboard Sunday
Welcome to another fine edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! This week is special because it falls on the Christian holiday of Easter, when Joshua Herman Christus (more commonly known as Jesus H. Christ) rose from the dead to forgive you of your sins and grant unto you eternal life everlasting in the Kingdom of Heaven at the right hand of the Father with bunnies, eggs, yadda yadda yadda. Of course, the Church is once again under fire across the globe for allegations of sexual abuse.
You would think the Church would be trying to repair their image, right?
Maybe they should reach out to the teen crowd?
Maybe they should find something that appeals to the youth of today! Maybe something along the same lines as those Twilight novels and movies all the middle aged mothers are panting over…
And thus this edition of the Sunday Smorgashboard is dedicated to the fact that these Eternal Links Are Yours… or at least until this this blog gets axed by the hosting service… for absolutely nothing!
Let’s get snackin’…
Finn has decided that the pettiness of others is ruining the blogosphere for her. I know what she means… because the petty judgmental words and hypocritical actions of others is one of the reasons I’ve stepped back from this end of the sphere as well… but I also completely agree with her that the good outweighs the bad. Now my whole reason for listing this post first isn’t for any other reason than to re-amplify her call to action: I hope that all of you will take a minute to examine your own online lives and join me in cutting out the nastiness and anger and leaving it to those that deserve it.
Poppy happily announced that @Twtrbean finally lost her fangs. While we thought this would result in her cannibalistic carnivorous appetite being quenched… well… not so much…
Dave2 calls electronic publishers out on their bullshit pricing of content for the iPad. I too will be getting an iPad, but I won’t be paying more for a digital copy than what I can get an actual copy for… because in that case I will just completely do without. My own personal effort on being greener and more economic
One of my favorite new reads, Lego Rebels, celebrated this Easter Holiday in unique jelly belly fashion
Avitable originally brought out Two Girls One Cup: A Pussy’s Reaction… but due to the doucheness of someone named Nick Albert the video got pulled. So instead its all about Pinball Kittay
LeSombre decided to blog about something very close to my heart… he blogged about me… and he also blogged about YOU! That post is a MUST read
And finally…
Seriously Sheila has a post about an organization called Marine Parents that runs a program called Purple Heart Family Support and is in the running for the Pepsi Refresh Initiative. I think it’s a great cause to support that provides an important service to the families of those who lay their lives on the line for our freedoms and definitely worth a vote if you can kindly take a minute
Thus concludes this eternal edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! I hope all the believers out there have a great day looking for eggs and eating chocolate, and I hope all of my fellow heathens enjoy their pretzel nuggets while watching Clash of the Titans!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
Welcome to another edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! This week’s edition is a little bit different because I actually asked for happy posts that I could highlight. So now let’s get on with the happy…
Barb tells a tale of a security threat that was dealt with promptly and professionally. Of course it’s a happy moment because no one got hurt!
Cissa blogs about the happiness brought to us by children through the power of Disney in 3-D. To infinity… and beyond!!!
Bobbird3131 (aka Poppy‘s mom) retells the best time she ever spent during a flight layover! Who knew happiness could come in an airport during a layover in the form of cereal… and Calypso music.
Crystal shared the trials and tribulations of US immigration in trying to bring home the best goodnight kiss… eva. Extra points for doing it legally!
And finally…
Popp Rawkit gives us a glimpse into the cinematic experience that has brought her a new passion. So… I’m going to go invest in a suit of armor now… k, thx, bai.
Thanks to everyone who participated in making the blogosphere a little bit of a happier place… have a good week!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
Welcome to another sporadically unpredicatable edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! Here are the best tidbits of the past week from my blogosphere…
Avitable scooped an exclusive last words of David Carradine! That overrated Perez Hilton ain’t got nothing on Avitable!
LeSombre has become such a soulless Zen master that he is able to determine that on Friday, he’s in love. I wonder if this means that he’s a hockey hater Monday - Thursday.
Whall was the first one to expose me to the Literal Interpretation Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart. We could make a killing have a television station with videos just like this from the 80’s. MTV take note.
Poppy elaborated on the process that made her a legal New Yorker. She’s also become… enhanced.
Brian got up close and personal thanks to some of my brother’s least favorite people. Dumpers. Take a moment and look real hard at what we’re doing to the environment… and our souls in the process.
Dave2 highlighted his gallery of photographic Twitter Avatars. He also told me I should Tweet more because I was relegated to at etc. and have no bad feelings about having a cartoon avatar. Obviously he hasn’t picked up on the fact that I am a wordy person and therefore 140 characters is stifling my creativity and it has nothing to do with being iPhoneless. Sound good, right?
Martha Stewart, Madonna, Octomom, and that overbearing Kate chick move the hell out of the way. DutchBitch has officially been declared a MILB. Don’t be haters.
And finally…
Phil had a dream about a blonde girl. He’s pretty happy because it had nothing to do with math. Did you know Phil is actually a Canadian living in London? Now if Phil was American… he’d realize that blonde was actually representative of cherry pi.
That wraps up this week’s edition… have a good week!!!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
In honor of the zombie within all of us… this is Smorgashboard Sunday: The Deviled Egg Edition! Why? Because we all know the Devil made zombies… and there are a shitload of hard boiled eggs leftover… and what do you do with so much eggs? Devil them of course! So anyway… here are the best devilish posts from my blogosphere over this past week (well okay… Sunday-Friday because I’m writing this on Saturday)…
Leave it to the Canadian LeSombre to finally find Jesus. It’s about time he came out of the closet to put the nail in the coffin of the RC Church, don’t you think?
Poor Soda may have mono! At least she found relief in chocolate pudding!
Hilly is making the big trip from the tumultuous about to sink into the Pacific Ocean West Coast to the far stabler superior East Coast right when the Atlantic Ocean hurricane season is getting ready to start. I’m guessing she’s due for at least two speeding tickets on the way.
It turns out that Miss Britt was actually raised by a hippy. While that could explain alot… contrary to her belief, her gifts are definitely better than all those other gifts for women blogs out there.
Avitable unknowingly named our next cat. I anticipate my Twitter usage to drop significantly from May on.
Faiqa gave us some power words to ponder. Do I get my Communication Sensitivity Certification yet? No? Why? Twitter??? WTF!?!?!?! Bitch.
B is less than $250 from her goal for the Maryland ASPCA. Instead of spending your money on the 50% off chocolate bunnies that you don’t need tomorrow, try saving a real one.
Da Duck has been appleized. Pretty soon we’ll realize that iGadget is the new zombie.
Dutchbitch has placed her self firmly on Team Craig in the Great Bond Debate. She’s also into gene splicing. End of times? Anyone? Anyone?
And finally the most devilish for last…
Poppy has the bestest boyfriend in the world! He took her to eat endangered species!!! No. It wasn’t Top Chef so it wasn’t Chilean Sea Bass.
So that just about sums up this past week… have a good coming week!!!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
Welcome to another edition of Smorgashboard Sunday! Here is where I give you the best slices of my blogosphere over the past week for you to enjoy. Let’s begin the Snacking…
Sam wrote a very interesting post regarding this perception of Internet Reciprocation. I know exactly what she’s talking about, but ALOT of those uptight waddy people happen to be sheeple of She Who Shall Not Be Named… which means they’re hypocrites too because we all know that SHE doesn’t comment or follow anyone… so why are they still her sheeple?
In a similar vein, Miss Britt wrote a post wondering why there is not more tolerance for those who are different on the internet. I say brainwash the masses. That’s the easiest way to do it.
Avitable has the transcript from the season finale of America’s Next Top Blogger! I just LOVE me these Interweb Reality Shows!!!
Poppy exposed the Old Navy ads for what they really are… low budget remakes of 1987’s Manequin!!!
Have you ever wondered how the “other” half travel? Dave2 shows us exactly what you get when you travel World Business Class. The common factor? Nuts.
Hilly admits that she’s talking about everybody while on her vacation. This mean she isn’t talking about us behind our backs… more like in front of our computer screens.
Finn provided me with an ahhh moment.
While it’s always sad when you hear of someone going to the other side, Frankie points out that it seems only when its a celebrity do people begin demanding common sense.
Phil is going to get to meet his Pope. I wonder if that guy sells cookies with his image on it like the other one did?
And finally…
Apparently kids today are smoking Smarties. Literally.
Thus concludes this week’s edition of Smorgashboard Sunday. Have a great week!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
