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This was beyond expectations.
Video on the iPod Nano is a bit beyond expectations, don’t you think?
I’ll be honest. I expected a still camera with wifi capabilities in the iTouch… but that didn’t materialize.
It’s only a matter of time though… only a matter of time…
Today is a great day for the Liberal Left.
Today is April 20, or numerically 4.20.
Today cannabis supporters will partake in the goodness that is artificial chemical mind alteration in the name of the Legalization of Marijuana!!!
But that is not all today is about! Oh no my dear friends… because today is also a very important day for those of us who prefer to keep our minds naturally unaltered in the name of reality.
Today is Shiny Happy Donna‘s birthday!!!!!
Now I know, some people might think that she can be bitter.
Some people might have even categorized her as a misanthrope.
But I am here to tell you that even at her new ripe old age of 237 149 78 54 36 29 21 she is my personal fountain of inspiration full of joy, wisdom, insight, optimisim, and still wears fluffy bunny slippers through all the madness that surrounds us.
So do the right thing before you suck up some mind altering chemicals… go wish Shiny Happy Donna a very very very happy birthday and hopefully you’ll be able to appreciate her natural high for years to come.
I know I will.
Have you ever seen The Real Housewives Of New York City on Bravo? To be honest, the women it follows are a bunch of snobby bitches who in no way represent a real New York City housewife. The absolute worst of them all is LuAnn de Lesseps.
LuAnn married Count Ferdinand de Lesseps, who’s family happens to have built and leased the land of the modern Suez Canal. So because of this, she considers herself to be an actual Countess. She LOVES this title, mentions it every chance she gets, and has even used it in her upcoming book Class with the Countess: How to Live with Elegance and Flair
Now that’s all well and good I suppose… until the actual Count decided to dump her for a younger woman. Hopefully they’ll be able to re-examine that ”Art of Seduction” chapter and get a ghost writer with a clue, since obviously her art needs a serious overhaul.
Of course, it’s easier to let go the man you’ve been married to for 16 years than the royal title he gave your commoner ass. She has reportedly told her friends that no matter what, ”I will always be the countess.”
But is she REALLY still a countess? While it is true that Diana kept the Princess of Whales title after her divorce from Prince Charles, she did so at the Queen‘s discretion. When Andrew divorced Sarah, he of course kept the title of Prince and she was relegated to Sarah, Dutchess of York. Different yet again, when the Sultan of Brunei divorced in 2003 he took away all his wife’s royal titles because she was born of no royal blood whatsoever… just like former Wilhemina model LuAnn.
So the truth is that while the Count himself will probably not care (because he’s too busy boinking the NEXT Countess) and she will undoubtedly claim otherwise, since LuAnn is not of actual royal lineage she is in fact probably no longer a Countess. I didn’t know that being a royal imposter could be considered classy and elegant.
It is truly sad to see the empty things these people place value upon.
So last night was Wrestlemania XXV! Twenty-five years of glorious wrestling pageantry and drama.
Now I’ll be honest… I was pretty off on my predictions… as in 2-6. The only two matches I called right was the Triple H vs. Randy Orton main event, with Triple H as the winner and of course…
The Undertaker advancing his Wrestlemania record to 17-0 over Shawn Michaels.
Obviously I haven’t been watching enough wrestling to predict the winners like I used to.
Today is the Roman Catholic Feast Day of Saint Patrick. While today is a National Holiday in Ireland and it is widely celebrated in the United States, it is NOT an official American holiday.
Just in case she was wondering.
In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day I present you with an Irish inspired bullet post…
⊕ We should band together and say YES to Proposition 3-17
⊕ Here’s a newsflash for those of you who missed coloring in kindergarten… they do not use GREEN food coloring to make the beer green… they use blue because yellow + blue = green
⊕ You should have eaten the Official Cereal Of Saint Patrick’s Day… this way when you vomit in the gutter later you have something colorful to gaze upon
⊕ I am a big Guinness drinker. If I don’t have a Black and Tan (made with Bass Ale and Guinness) then I can just do straight up Guinness
⊕ Finally for your viewing pleasure I give you the Best Guinness Commercial ever…
May the Saints preserve you in your alcohol consumption!!!
