It's All About Me
So I got ”profiled” over at Orato.com. I get to join the ranks of Miss Britt who is The Blogger With Balls and B who has Dead Silence: My Freaky Blog.
It’s my firm belief that they found me through The Blogger’s Choice Awards (who I’m getting really tired of linking to) and while I had preferred to promote my quest for Best Videoblogger… well I guess I appealed to them as The Most Obnoxious Blogger. Which… really… after reading the profile I had written for them… well… I am pretty obnoxious now aren’t I???
So check out my Orato Profile… A Pile of Dog Bones:I Blog Because Of The Penguins.
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So some of you may have noticed that I have a number of nominations for the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Yep, little old me has 4 nominations going on over there. So who do I have to thank for the honor? Why, myself of course! I nominated myself for Best Videoblogger (I eat cereal… now THAT’S entertainment), Most Obnoxious Blogger (I’m running low on cereal… now get me some pie, bitch!), Freakiest Blogger (why deny it? I’m fucking PROUD I eat cereal!), and Worst Blog Of All Time (I so should win it! Have I mentioned I eat cereal????).
Now the Blogger’s Choice Awards are done by Corporate Mongering PayPerPost… but that’s okay. They let me nominate myself, so they can’t be that bad. I also made a few other nominations. Namely Avitable for Best Humor Blog. Miss-Britt for Hottest Mommy Blogger, and Denise for Hottest Mommy Blogger. What can I say… there are a lot of hot mommies out here. So if you go over there, and vote for me I will love you long time. The graphics are right over there in the sidebar… so click on through… but you have to register to be able to vote.
If you nominate yourself… or pay someone to do it… let me know. Just be forewarned I have already voted for Best Humor Blog and Hottest Mommy Blogger (twice in fact) already.
So… guess who has ‘net back @ home? Yup… I do! Of course… all they did was swap the cable modem. It would have been easier had they just sent one by mail… but whatever. The fact is I’m back up and running like a junkie in need of a fix.
NetFlix also sent me the receipt e-mails for my videos, and my new ones are supposedly on the way. What’s even funnier is that they sent me an e-mail about improving service and what not… and asked me when I mailed the videos back. So maybe FOADing on the ‘Net is better than I thought. Maybe some lackey of NetFlix read it… and maybe… just maybe they will make sure it never happens again. Of course it could just be chance… or karma.
As for some drama… because while I don’t necessarily mention it… I know that is one of the reasons you come here… I am after all The King of All Drama… well this week’s is brought to you by The Nick. So I get a text message from her yesterday saying that she woke up and has a horrible cramp in her neck. So therefore she can’t work. I text back quite literally, ”R u kidding?” to which I didn’t get a reply.
Now last night when she came in she claimed it was something she gets, and it is muscular, and blah blah blah. The thing is, I know the truth. I know that the Cracker she’s going out with probably had her contorted into a bunch of weird positions from the Kama Sutra. Yep. That’s what it was. It was probably ”The Waterfall” that you see here. Yep. I think that’s the one. It’s drama I tell you… total drama.
During a recent e-mail conversation I was asked if my mom reads my blog. The answer is no. She does know about Cereal Wednesday… because I had to kind of explain the big bowl that ended up in her dishwasher and all the boxes of half-eaten cereal I was giving her. Of course… just in case she comes out of the dark ages… well I’m sticking the Sex Meme I’m stealing from Avitable below the fold… you know… just in case…
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