Ooogle Monday
I just don’t get it. This guy was actually on the list of people for an Ooogle…

That’s friggin’ Hugh Laurie from House MD. May I just point out… he is quite the elder statesman… ya know? So what is SO great about him? I just don’t get it.
This one I totally get…
That is Hayden Panettiere, more commonly known as Claire the Cheerleader from NBC’s Heroes… which is back once again with new episodes. In tonight’s episode… it looks as if she has become a redhead. Grrrrrrr…. Of course… knowing she starred as the eldest girl in Raising Helen with Kate Hudson… well… makes me feel kinda like the elder statesman.
So Ooogle it well my little chickadees… have a good week… and blog hard.
So today is once again Ooogle Monday. As some of you may remember, I asked for suggestions last week and I did get quite a few. So here is this week’s Ooogle:

This is Don Diamont who came recommended by aBlondeBlogger. I never really thought of tapping into the Soap market for some beefcake to throw out there for you ladies… but that’s one of the reasons I asked for suggestions… so I could please you… because it is afterall… especially for YOU.

This is actress Laura Prepon who came recommended by Mistress Yoda. All I can say is… ggggrrrrrrr.
Finally… have you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with me? No, really… stop laughing. Well… as the video below the fold proves… it’s all fireworks ladies… all fireworks…
I have been seeing quite a bit of traffic from the Blogger’s Choice Awards. One of the things that I am sure they are looking for are the videos. Since I only do Cereal Wednesday on… well… Wednesday, then that probably leaves a lot of them scratching their heads. So… I created this video to try and explain why it is that I deserve to get their votes at the Blogger’s Choice Awards for Best Video Blogger.
I’ve placed a copy of it in my sidebar as well… feel free to spread the word and embed the video.
I’ve also had a pretty big problem. I’m finding it hard to find stuff for the weekly Ooogle… so once again… I am appealing to you for suggestions. For this week, I went the safest route possible:

I think George Clooney is a timeless classic. Personally, I’m looking forward to the next installment of his ”Ocean’s” series… Ocean’s 13.

The original Pretty Woman… Miss Julia Roberts. Sadly, I don’t think she will be in Ocean’s 13.
Ooogle them well… leave me suggestions unless you want every week to be chosen by the Mistress and you’ll see a shitload of Kevin Spacey… be sure to vote in the Blogger’s Choice Awards… and blog hard.
So for those of you who were too busy hunting for eggs and assisting in the genocide of chocolate bunnies everywhere… last night HBO premiered the first of the last nine episodes of The Sopranos and the new season of Entourage. So in honor of last night… here is this week’s HBO inspired Ooogle…

This is Kevin Connolly from Entourage. His character E (Eric) plays the manager. I was really torn about a guy to pick… and since I usually don’t pick well for the harem… I went with what I would normally pick. As for the episode, it was eh. I like Entourage quite a bit and it normally illicits a few chuckles out of me. There was only one or two chuckle moments… both surrounding Jeremy Piven. Go figure.

Of course, to represent The Sopranos, I have chosen Jamie Lynn Sigler. Some of you may still be under the impression she is married to her agent A. J. DiScala… but they split about two years ago… so as soon as the show wraps and she realizes that she adores orange and NEEDS cereal… she’ll be Jamie Lynn Watchdog. Yeah. That “grass” the bunny left me in my basket was GOOD stuff. The Sopranos was relatively fast paced last night for them. They opened with Tony being arrested and the groundwork for what we can assume will ultimately dethrone him… a federal case. There was also a bit of a scuffle between Tony and Bobby… which resulted in Bobby doing penance by popping his whacking cherry. It was overall a good episode.
The REAL exciting news from watching last night… Big Love is back in June! It’s safe to say that as the Soprano ”family” saga comes to an end… it will be the Big Love ”family” that will be replacing them. Sunday night is really becoming a ”family” affair for HBO. So while I will be sad for Tony and the goombas to go… I will finally get me some more of Ginnifer Goodwin. I’m stoked.
So Ooogle away my little bloggers… get those hearts pumping and the blood flowing for the week… and blog hard.
So for those of you who don’t know… last night was WrestleMania 23: All Grown Up. This Monday’s Ooogle is in fact Wrestlemania themed. So let the Ooogle begin…

This is Ashley Massaro, who by the way graced the pages of Playboy. I love that copy. Too bad it didn’t come laminated. Her bid last night to become the Women’s Champion came in under par. She was bested by Melina… who I still think has the absolute SLUTTIEST BEST ring entrance eva…


This monster is Dave Batista… the World Heavyweight Champion… until last night when The Undertaker extended his Wrestlemania record to 15-0-0. Sorry Dave… but I was all for Mark… because every time I have met him at MSG, he always nodded or smiled or said hi. Unlike yourself.
So I decided to highlight the loser’s… because even though they lost… their matches were the best of the night. If at any point someone retires John Cena… maybe I’ll become a regular fan again.
Have a good week… blog hard.











