Yeah… its Tuesday… which means I have no gumption to do a proper post.  Deal with the bullets people… just deal…

⊕ I went with Beaner to Esquina De Listo El Pollo last night.  Its a Columbian restaurant that serves a mean skirt steak… and the waitresses wear high heels, little flaired mini-skirts, corsets, and school girl button down white shirts.  They also don’t speak English which is why I need someone to speak the Spanish for me… and bringing another girl disguises the fact I am looking for my future ex-wife.

⊕ Beaner no longer wants to be called Beaner.  She now wants to be called Lollipop ( lu’lee’püp’ ) which is her stripper name that her mom gave her.  I her mom.

⊕ The Steff bailed on us for dinner last night.  Not unusual at all really, since she has become more and more like The Nick in many ways.

⊕ I then went home last night and ate cereal.  It has given me severe indigestion.  You can find out why on Wednesday.

⊕ I have two packages to mail out and made the mistake of trying to go to the post office yesterday.  Maybe they’ll get mailed today.  If not, tomorrow I’m bringing the body armor and the taser.

⊕ The Gingerbread donut at Dunkin’ Donuts sucks.

⊕ Did I mention I saw Alvin and the Chipmunks with Beaner Saturday night before she transformed herself into Lollipop?  I’m a huge Theodore fan since I was a kid watching the cartoon… and the movie did NOT disappoint.

⊕ We just got an influx of newjacks.  My patience is being tried.  Hard.

⊕ I just got the wireless adapter for my XBox 360 so I can finally play on XBox Live.  Now I can’t find my XBox controller.  It is making me very sad

⊕ I’m down to 81 podcasts I haven’t watched or listened to.  All I did was watch Ask A Ninja.  I that podcast.  My DVD of it should be arriving any day now.

⊕ Once again it seems I am in desperate need of a large French Vanilla Ice Coffee, light with cream and four Splendas.  Desperation is setting in, I assure you… I’m desperate.