So today is once again Thursday.  The heathens are trying to hide from my wrath today… for they know it is time for me to command them to Fuck Off And Die, but there is no shelter from a scorned Dawg about to go buckwild.

The first FOAD today goes out to the person who decided it was a good idea to soundproof the new cars.  Besides the fact that yes, you can now listen and feel your New Kids On The Block CD from the 90’s, you also can no longer hear the honking horns, sirens, or screaming red-faced demon waving a 4 D-cell maglite at you when your stopped at the red light that is… wait for it… FROZEN.  Yes.  Great idea.  So FOAD soundproofing idiot.  Oh, and the red-faced demon?  Yeah… don’t mess with Freakzilla.  IF and I stress IF it was me… I would have smashed the windows in with Uncle Louisville.    Boy.  I missed the Bronx.

The next FOAD goes out to those who see fit to make me part of the horse and pony show.  ‘Nuff said.

My next FOAD really isn’t an FOAD.  It’s more like an F.  The timing chain on my truck blew a hole through a casing.  So yeah… I need a new one.  The price?  $1500 best case scenario… $3500 for a rebuilt engine in total if I fucked it up enough by driving the 12 miles from work with it spitting oil.  I my truck.  Granted… it may be a mess on the inside… and dented on the outside… but I it.  Ya know?  But, F.  I really didn’t want to spend this money on it… I wanted a vacation.

I would like to send Peace and Love out today as well… to Time Warner Cable.  Some of you may remember that I have DirecTv and are wondering what Time Warner has to do with it… well they are my high-speed Internet provider at home.  Actually, they’re resellers or they own Earth-link… but the bill says Time Warner.  So last night I uploaded Cereal Wednesday.  Once it cleared the YouTube buffer, I got the insert code, and began writing the post.  When I pressed Submit the browser errored.  So I hit the backspace, and tried again.  No goosh.  Then I looked and saw that the CABLE light was out.  I figured it was temporary.  I was wrong.  Three hours later… I went to bed frustrated, pissed, and agonized over my connection failure.

This morning, I woke up.  Swung my legs out of bed and then swung my body across and into my computer chair.  I re-booted my computer… waited for that CABLE light… and nothing.  Bastards.  Now I call.  They were very nice.  I would like to say she was a stupid bitch with a whore for a mother and milk man for a father, but she actually was really nice.  She tried a few different things… but in the end… she had to make me a technician appointment.  So here was our conversation from that point:

Me: Okay… when?

Her: Monday.

Me: …

Her: Sir, Monday between noon and four.

Me: …

Her: Sir, is Monday good for you?  We could also do it Wednesday if that’s better for you?

Me: 

So yeah.  Peace and Love to you Time Warner for breaking my ‘net so I can’t post, watch videos, leave comments (which I suck @ anyway), read e-mails, and all the other things I consider my toys that I pay big bucks for…

Oh and no.  That is not a photo of me.  I would never be so stupid to allow my face to show so clearly when flipping off the world under the age of 16… much less 6.  Fucking duh.