Hypothetical Bullets

This post is totally hypothetical in nature and does not reflect any real life situation…

I was at a hypothetical meeting yesterday discussing a hypothetical event for a hypothetical company to be held on a hypothetical island in the middle of a hypothetical river

• Hypothetical parking plans took up 15 hypothetical minutes
• Hypothetical catering plans took up 30 hypothetical minutes
• Hypothetical attraction plans took up 45 hypothetical minutes
• Hypothetical security plans that hypothetically have to be approved by a hypothetical security detail of a hypothetical public official who hypothetically happens to be the former hypothetical owner of the hypothetical company took up 60 hypothetical minutes
• Hypothetical medical plans (which hypothetically is my part) took up 2.5 hypothetical minutes
• I’m saving the last hypothetical bullet LeSombre style for when the hypothetical rages sets in over the 147.5 hypothetical minutes of my life I will never hypothetically get back

But on the bright side… I got the kitteh fud!!!

Branding Fact

This is in response to Finn‘s question yesterday of: So what brand name is on Spaghetti Os can?

This is a Can of Chef Boyardee.  Notice the little man at the top of the can with the white fluffy hat.  THAT is Chef Boyardee!

If you would like to know more about the great American Hero Chef Boyardee you can read his wikipedia entry

This is a can of Campbell’s Original Spaghetti Os.  Spaghetti Os is a trademark bought when Campbell acquired Franco-American in the early 1900’s.  There is NO little man at the top of the can with the white fluffy hat.

If you would like to know more about Campbell Soup, you can read their wikipedia entry

As you can clearly see, there is a huge difference between the two cans both in appearance and their actual contents… and therefore they should NEVER be confused.

And this mindless but passionate defense of a brand was brought to you by having to eat cold canned food for a week.

Which brings me back to my original point that seems lost on most who honed in on minute details.

Don’t sweat the small stuff.

It’s all small stuff.

Except the meatballs.

Those are JUMBO.