Did you know I am descended from Germans?

Did you know that we Germans celebrate St. Nicholas Day on December 6?

Well, we do.

While the rest of you get stockings stuffed on Christmas, we get ours stuffed on December 6.

The point is… look what St. Nicholas got little old me…

It’s a DROID!  AND IT RAWKS!!!

I can now answer e-mails without wi-fi, Tweet on demand, and I am now the Mayor of my local Dunkin’ Donuts!!! To top it all off, I can also Bump with the best of them and even TwitPic to my heart’s delight.

So yeah… all you members of the iCult… with your spotty AT&T 3G service… you can be a hater now.

Most importantly… after much deliberation… I have decided I shall call him…

Twiki.

And he is good.