Gentleman, you will once again be fighting for our freedom… not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from the annihilation of our manhood.

We are fighting for our right to live.

To exist.

To be entertained without a box of fucking Kleenex.

And should we win the day we will have declared in one deep husky manly voice: “We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”

And Gloria Gaynor will roll over in her grave.

Fuck yeah.

UPDATE: YouTube pulled the video… but luckily TrailerAddict still has it… at least for now!