Here is the status report for The Steff’s 2008 Birthday Bear, Coco…

The Journey of Coco Bear

• ¤WILLISTON,VT, US 09/22/2008 5:01 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
• ¤WILLISTON,VT, US 09/22/2008 6:54 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN
• ¤WILLISTON,VT, US 09/22/2008 7:59 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
• ¤CHELMSFORD,MA, US 09/22/2008 11:50 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
• ¤CHELMSFORD,MA, US 09/23/2008 12:10 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
• ¤CHELMSFORD,MA, US 09/23/2008 1:00 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
• ¤SHREWSBURY,MA, US 09/23/2008 8:14 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
• ¤SHREWSBURY,MA, US 09/23/2008 12:32 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
• ¤SECAUCUS,NJ, US 09/23/2008 6:32 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN
• ¤MASPETH,NY, US 09/23/2008 7:32 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN

According to projections from UPS, Coco Bear will be delivered today… September 24… right on The Steff‘s Birthday!!!  Through the good graces of Vermont Teddy Bear and UPS… we will have yet another successful birthday delivery.

So as a sidenote… if anyone is totally bored out of their skull today and you want to wish The Steff a happy birthday… you can send her an e-card from Blue Mountain, 123Greetings, or SomeEcards to steff1luv(at)aol(dot)com.

See how I am?  I’m such a giver… offering up my best friend as an interweb sacrifice so you can occupy some more of your time that should be spent working for the man.

Damn the man.

Save the empire.