So I totally intended to do a Smorgashboard this Sunday.  This past week was a good one it seemed… teeming with some deep posts, some light posts, and just an overall general sense of goodness.  It’s these kinds of weeks that makes Smorgasboarding easy.

Until a person decided to act like a child.

And throw a temper tantrum.

And Hulk smash in doors while cursing and flashing knives.

On my last weekend ”on call” for hopefully the next two months.

Yeah.  Asshole.

So here’s a Poppy inspired blogthingy…

You Are Blueberry Pancakes

You prefer flavorful, fresh foods that are well seasoned. You shy away from anything plain or overcooked. It’s not likely someone would find a lot of cheap convenience foods in your kitchen. Instead, someone might find a wide array of spices, herbs, and flavorings.

So yeah… see Poppy isn’t home this weekend… she’s with some girl friends… getting stoned and enlightened.  This morning she’ll be having pancakes for breakfast… hence the inspiration… but I seriously have nothing but convenience in the fridge right now.  Convenience = Chef Boyardee. 

On a happier note though, I did get to have an Angry Whopper© yesterday!  I think it’s a whole theme they have going on with the Whopper© Virgins, Whooper© Sacrifice, and Angry Whopper©.  It reminds me of those old movies and Gilligan Island episodes where the natives are going to sacrifice a virgin to appease their angry god… the volcano.  Those BK marketing people are just so damn clever!  Well… not really… but I’m still all about sacrificing friends for free food.

I know. 

I’m such a corporate sell out.

Damn the man.

Save the empire.

(If anyone can tell me where Damn the man.  Save the empire. comes from in the comments… I won’t Sacrifice you for a flame broiled burger.)