Arrr, today is Caral Wednesday. Aye, today we’re featurin’ the scourge o’ the caral aisle, Cap’n Crunch, argh! Ahoy, or is he????

The answer is he isn’t. In fact, Cap’n Crunch isn’t a pirate at all. He would be one of the regular Navy enlisted to fight pirates. People always make the same mistake… and while it may be romantic to think of him as a pirate, in reality he actually represents a very positive cereal role model for the youth of today. Of course you won’t hear them clarify that he isn’t a pirate, because then no one would eat him. Heh.

Have a good one.

Labels: Cereal Wednesday