Well Pup, I have a dare for you. Mainly, cause I really don’t think you’ll do it. I posted it tonight, but you may not see it, so I’m bringing my request to you.
Maybe its a request and if I say PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE, pretty please with a marachino cherry on top and Stella Doro cookies on the side and whipped cream all over it and a pinkpuffyheart in the center, would you make a video of yourself doing the Little Lad dance? Complete with upper octave singing of, “Berries and creme, berries and creme. I’m a little lad who loves berries and creme.”
Mr. Fab would do it, you know…
I don’t like the placement of Sundays on calendars. It has always irritated me.
* IT2M needs to hurry up and do something before everyone forgets about them. The frogs are dead. Whatever. They were wanna-bes anyway.
* Damn! He’s been blogging for 4 freakin’ years!?
* I’ve never seen Drive and Saved. Sorry.
* I haven’t read about Avi’s travel plans yet. I always read your blog before the others.
* I thought that college was supposed to be controversial in order to make you think and become more well-rounded.
* I
you!
* I don’t know Tracy Lynn. I’ll stop by and check her out.
* KG? Who’s that? Oh, wait. I think I remember her. She’s been too quiet for too long.
* blah blah blah cavernous vagina blah blah Joefish blah blah Miss Britt
* Damn copycats!
* Brown sugar Pop Tarts sucks.
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
IT2M will be back soon with a new format. We’re working on it. And Senor Horsecock traveling around the world is a great idea!
Luin- Yeah yeah… we’ll see what we can do. It might take some choreographical study on my part.
Denise- I
you too… even though your
the professor.
Avi- I am still awaiting an official announcement and will not buy into Internet Scuttlebutt. You could actually do a contest, “Where in the world is Senor Horsecock"… and the winner gets to ride his “pony”. Heh.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Are we supposed to care that Frog Blog -whateverthefucktheywere- fuckers are dead?
Just wonderin’. My ‘sensitive’ side is on hiatus today.
Yes, apparently those whom are BSC supporters are pussies. Down with brown sugar!
I didn’t want the show Drive because I want that girl back on 2 1/2 Men.
ps. I’m ok that you don’t love me as much as you used to...I know I haven’t shown cleavage in a while.
Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love… does not conquer all.
There are step by step instructions on YouTube. Do this and not only will Flav do your eulogy I’ll ask O&A to dedicate a rhow to you. :p
Heartless- So I guess you don’t like frog legs huh?
It tastes like chicken… really.
Mistress- I think she’s overrated… and so is 2 1/2 men
Luin- Ok… easy… like I said… we’ll see… but I’ve got to be back in work in 2 hours and this week looks like a nightmare schedule… but I’ll see what I can do… k?
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Why does everything taste like chicken? Chicken isn’t all that tasty.
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
If it doesn’t taste like chicken… it tastes like fish. It’s a land based vs. sea based thing… I think.
I like chicken. It is tasty. You just need to prepare it well.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Honey, this bitch can cook. I just don’t care for chicken...or any meat for that matter. I’m slowly turning into a vegetarian. Meat tends to gross me out.
And fish? Gawd! That shit is nasty! Those ugly, slimy things swim around in all kinds of filthy water...absorbing the filth and then you want to eat them? Ew.
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
I never said you couldn’t cook… I’m just pointing out that chicken is a very receptable meat for spices and prep work. Personally… I like fish… although Whitting has worn on me I’m usually down for a good Bass or Trout… lobster of course is a definite.
If you want eewww factor… your talking to the wrong guy. Food doesn’t scare me with where its been or where its going. I’ve eaten cold Chef Boyardee and cold ass Dinty Moore at 3 in the morning… and I kinda liked it.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
OMFG. Dinty Moore? They still make that crap?
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
Yup.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Wait… wait… wait… forget about my shirts… what is that kick-ass jersey you are wearing?!? Is that Darth Vader? Sweet!
Yes, that is my Dark Lord of the Sith official hockey jersey. I
that thing. It’s actually the only jersey I have left that I wear on a weekly basis. Everything else requires “special” occasions.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
"And fish? Gawd! That shit is nasty! Those ugly, slimy things swim around in all kinds of filthy water...absorbing the filth and then you want to eat them? Ew. “
But vegetables grow in dirt. Dirt is..... well, dirty. And manure isn’t exactly clean, either, but it makes for a better vegetable garden.
Lookie here ya little troll...dirt can be washed off. Fish goo is in the meat.
Don’t start with me, mkay? I stopped eating meat because someone grossed me out about how it’s processed/mishandled...if you keep this crap up, I won’t be able to eat veggies anymore either. Then I’ll wither away and Dawg will be upset because he wubs me.
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
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