You do have to admit though Apollo is damn cute dressed as a dead dog. 

That stupid fucking dog will eat anything.  I was just glad that they were USED tampons.  HA!

Oh hell - too much tequila last night.  That should say “I was just glad that they WEREN’T used tampons”.

Don’t try to take my Tina away from me!

The children’s benadryl didn’t work for Chloe either :( Have to call the vet for some Prozac for dogs or something. 

I need to get one of those car things for my iPod so I can listen to it in the car.  Hmmm must look into this.

Thanks for snacking and pimpin’!

We got there at 8:00am.  No lines, no waiting.

there have been news alerts here all day - i hope her arrival doesn’t affect the commute tomorrow!!

Listening to earphones is illegal there?  Gosh, I sure hope it’s not here.  I do that all the time on long trips - and on short trips I’m always on the phone with a headset in.  Or writing blog posts from my blackberry while driving.  Please don’t tell anyone, especially if I’m in a wreck.

And I’m still trying to get the video back online.  Once I’m done, I’ll probably do a re-enactment for the public, and then overdub the video with the Leave Britney Alone monologue, insinuating that maybe she’s in the dumpster and I just need to leave her alone.

Poppy is in Florida and didn’t call me?

Did you hear the show?  Can you believe how small some penises are???