So, uh, you will let us all in on how those phone numbers and calamari rendezvous go, right?

what Amy said… and also, have you tried the “mixed” doritos… where they have 2 flavors in a bag… yummy!

Don’t put too much stock in the “when you see someone with something that you can’t have… you want it” theory.  Beaner’s cleavage can’t be the only reason you left with three phone numbers and a calamari date.

GD’s right. Beaner’s cleavage wasn’t the only reason you left with numbers. Interesting theory though. Just look… you’ve got all of us jealous!

Your ‘wing man’/date ROCKED!!!  You couldn’t have made a better choice. I’m glad someone had your back when you needed it.

Surrounding yourself with friends and love is an awesome thing. I’m glad you went and had fun.

(Go Dawg!  *giggle*)

(I’m such a little kid.)

I love Cool Ranch.

There is magic in these fingers!

Wait…
um…
that didn’t come out right…

More than quarters - but shiney bling helps.

As well as presents.

Wait… nope, yep, that came out just right.

My true friend and companion that gets me through the company Christmas parties is El Capitan Morgans..

With Diet Coke of course.

ADW, to save on calories for the important stuff (the booze) or because it tastes better with Diet Coke?

I can’t do rum and coke, it tastes vile to my tongue.  I have no idea why.

I am very glad you had a good time.  Bringing someone with you is always a fun idea, especially if it ends up scoring you a date and some numbers!!!

Calamari ROCKS!!!

What’s the HERTZ holiday truck?

You are trying to make me throw up on your shoe again, aren’t you.

I used to like captain and coke til I wised up and went all tequila all the time.

I Ranch Doritos...but puh-leeze!  Can’t these people get with the more cool ranch on the dorito, kthx.  Seriously.

totally cool ranch!  And yay for good.  All parties should be good.

OK - Dog, you are absolutely correct.  Captain and Diet Coke with mucho lime.

Poppy - I actually like the taste and on top of that there are ZERO carbs in that drink.  Also, captain and coke has a completely different taste from regular rum and coke.  Just make sure that you get lots of lime.

Lime must be what I’ve been missing all these years…

Beaner’s a lucky chick!

Hey, that’s cool AND she’s pretty!
It’s easier to have a friend around sometimes to watch your back, instead of a new date you’re trying to impress.

Glad you had a good time!

I agree. Cool Ranch totally rules. It’s the only flavour to consider whey buying Doritos.

Yay for hot chicks and phone numbers!

And yay for cool ranch doritos.

Boo to the fact that they got rid of baked cool ranch doritos.

PS: If anyone has baked cool ranch doritos in a grocery store near you, please send me some!

Cool Ranch is the only way to go. I put them on sandwiches.

Glad you had a good time because even though I don’t know you at all I was thinking about you this season.

I am drunk, I had no idea what I said.  Good thing I looked.  LIME.

But, not drunk on rum and cokes.  Or lemon drops, tyvm.

do you really wanna know?

mike’s hard cranberry, beer, and mango tequila.  i mixed. and lost my ability to capitalize.

ps - no work tomorrow.

I am so glad your night ended up so wonderful!
I think that theory works completely. My husband and most of my guy friends say once they got married and wore a ring all the time, they got hit on and flirted with more. I think the girls’ thinking goes something like, “Well if SOME girl loves him enough to be with him then he can’t be all bad!”.
Not that I am saying you are bad. In fact, anyone is lucky to have you.
I should just shut up now.

OOOHHH DAWG WENT ON A DATE!

I’m jealous. Nobody takes me out on dates, just to random hotel rooms. Hmm I should switch professions I think.

I missed my work Christmas party this year; I was covering for someone else. It’s a shame; I had a really nice dress to wear!

Wow, that Beaner is a lucky girl.  I would go out with you, really I would!  How do you feel about visiting Indiana?

J.

Sounds like this could be a good escort-type of service, where the service is you go along as a date, solely to drum up interest in the person getting the service.  It’d be agreed up front that they’re not available as anything other than “I make this person more attractive”

Wah, how much would one charge for that?  Flat rate per type of event, or a fee per hour?

(I am not asking for me.  As I state on my blog tagline every once in a while, I don’t need another job.  I’m very busy ignoring the one I have.)