Blue Man Group originated in the 80s??!! 
I know there are multiple sets of Blue Men, but still… I had no idea they’d been around that long. They better plan on sticking around for a couple more decades. I 
BMG
Speaking of , this part of the disclaimer--"just remember I you all” sounds pretty ominous…
Heh… that’s the 2nd time my toilet featuring in one of my posts landed me in the Sunday Smorgashboard!!! Thanks Hon!!!
And I’ll lend you one of my boots. I am sure it will all be worth it!
Yaaay, I got snacked on!
BMG is amazing live, especially when they’re performing in a hole in the wall in Boston.
I love that photo of DB’s toilet paper roll.
I also love food. And porn. And food porn.
Oh great, why don’t you… mention porn… on a day like today....
*giggle*
porn porn porn porn porn porn porn
(I am aware that I am a smartass.)
I’m intrigued by the disclaimer to tomorrow’s post. I assume someone’s feelings will get all hurt and they will be sad forever?
Can’t wait.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Girl, Dislocated- I know! The 80’s! Can you imagine! I feel so old…
DutchBitch- Well… obviously your toilet is of great interest to me. And what’s so bad about porn??? Oh… I know… WAIT! Let me buy some stock in Energizers before you go shopping!
Whall- Uh… I do. No feed reader would equal no Smorgashboard… I assure you.
Miss Britt- Really? Only a day? I took over a week writing it… I hope a day is enough… 
Poppy- You are such a pro at the food pornography… how can I not snack upon such deliciousness!!! Then of course… people ask about my diet… and what do I say, “I blame fucking Poppy and her food porn! I’m addicted!” So yeah… the least I can do is snack on you if I blame you for losing the battle of the bulge. 
Miss Ann- Mmmm… no… I don’t think anyone’s feeling will get hurt if they actually read the post… and perhaps for a moment remove themselves from their own viewpoint to see how I see it. I’m sure SOMEONE will not adhere to the warning and will get all tizzied up… but I don’t think it will be the person who some people might think it will be.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Some people will always think it’s about them. Paranoia, it’s not just for the guilty anymore.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
A career to fall back on when this whole computer thing gets old. Yay, me! And… um, sorry about making you lose?
Well, I’ve been bracing myself for your backlash since I applied to BlogHer a month ago. 
Don’t you feel special? I design my blog with you in mind (even if I completely ignore your wishes).
You know what? I love the attention I’m getting from your Smorgashboard Sunday...I think I am going to do something drastic every week. This week...I’m totally going to shave my head.
Miss Ann- Wait. You mean it ISN’T always about me? 
Poppy- Its always good to have a fall back career, isn’t it? I feel like Beck wrote that song for me… I’m a loser baby…
Miss Britt- Really? You designed that template with me in mind??? Aaaawwww… but its still not getting you off the hook. And since I am more of a legs/ass man… a good skirt shot for the header would have been wiser. Maybe then I wouldn’t have been so hard… or maybe I would have… mmm… something to ponder… 
Sarcastica- Awesome! Then next week you can go bat-shit crazy and be taken away in an ambulance and THEN you will understand why WIRE CUTTERS ARE NOW REQUIRED ON AMBULANCES!!! At least in NYC they are… 
Avi- Yes, I’m all for the nudity on webcam… but now I’m REALLY self conscious since I think I was the ONLY one to do it. I feel so… guinea pigged.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Wait, so you *are* losing weight? Hafta fix that…
And, I’m not killing you. No chopping you up into little pieces. Can’t promise I didn’t just do that to that guy I saw today, though…
You already chopped the guy who got you flowers into little pieces??? Ugh. Your heartless.
Good thing I’m not in France. My cell phone is dead so dialing 911 would be difficult.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
I’m not talking about FFiB, I’m talking about the blogger I met today. His girlfriend helped me do the chopping, though.
Did you get pissed at your cell phone and throw it in the microwave again???
I can never get enough of the kitty.
You have got the most unreliable cell phone ever…
Well, at least it’s predictable though...cuts out every hour on the hour.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Wait, Poppy’s is more unreliable. She has to sit in her car to even get a signal.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Hehehehehe, that is soooooo true. Which is why I never bother with the damn thing unless I’m not at home or not at work (basements are not conducive to Verizon coverage.)
(and pretend I put that . outside the parenthesis. Have a happy period!)
Poppy- Oh… another blogger bites the dust? Now we know why there are so many vacant blogs out there…
Miss Ann- Yes… consistently unreliable… that is the story of my cellphone… I know…
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
While I have ususlessly lost most of my grammar knowledge, I do know that periods belong inside the parenthesis if it ends a sentence. You should have put a period after work and capitalised basement.
I feel totally happy that this is one thing I actually kept with me from 9th grade English.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
uselessly. um, ok.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Well, by you in mind think…
“ohhh, dawg is going to haaatttee this...”
as I happily messed with codes and php and css and crap.
It kept me going through the hard times.
Miss Ann- Your still better than I. I’m totally not smarter than a 5th Grader.
Miss Britt- You did CSS? You. Are. My. Hero.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
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