April Fools?
*GLARE*
I cannot believe you used our baby girl’s image for that damn advertisement!!!
You know she’s totally gonna jump all over your head the next time you’re here and I won’t do a damn thing to stop her.
heh. I’d actually go along with the comment policy as long as you were being sponsored by cadbury. well. maybe Hershey too.
Ah yes, april fools day. i’m going to have o watch myself today.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH And here I was all weepy thinking, “gee I lost another blog I read to the damned commercialism!”
Sweet! Here’s hoping you at least get interesting products… like hemorrhoid ointment and laundry detergent!
Yeah.
Right.
And I hold the contract with the Navy to sell them screen doors for their submarines.
Damn I’m gullible because had I not read the comments I would have believe that you in fact were going to pull a six figure salary for blogging.
DOH!
This is the end times told by Nostradamus when the troops of Dooce would wage war on the upstart Dawg.
12:01am on April Fool’s Day. Wow, you were right on the ball for this one, weren’t you??
If it wasn’t for your recent rants about sponsored posts on personal blogs, I would’ve believed you!
You lost me when you called them “blank checks”, then told us how many digits were on them. Blank checks don’t have digits, dude.
Happy April Fool’s Day!
You gave me a tummy ache! Seriously! I thought you sold out! I was so confused! DON’T DO THAT TO ME!
I really could not believe that you were commercializing. Joining the likes of Dooce, I think did it for me.
But, if you do commercialize, I agree with Blue...chocolate all the way.
Firstly, fucking yay you. For that kind of money, I’d plaster ads everywhere. But first I’d have to make it searchable. Oops.
Secondly, double digit comments do not mean popularity. It means you have friends who are yappy and redundant.
Thirdly, while I have been laying off commenting, I read every fucking thing you write...for what you write. Period.
Fourthly, I hate all people. I tried to sell my soul to satan but he said i was too fucking hateful mean and evil. Bummer, I could use the cash what with buying the house and all..
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
April Fool! 
Not nearly as good as the one I did in 2006.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Girl, Dislocated- What? What’s that???
DutchBitch- What is this April Fools you speak of?
Amanda- Really??? Why thank you!!!
Poppy- I totally paid for the use of her image in the amount of salt she scraped from my hand the other morning. She should be happy I don’t stick a paper fish to her back.
bluepaintred- Only chocolate? What if I was being sponsored by Jim Bean?
Laci- Actually… I just got done providing raw materials for a new action movie… 3 Cats One Bowl… so I’m actually not.
Dan- Well at least you know that there really IS someone watching you!
Danalyn- Why yes… yes it is…
Tori- May the lord bless you and keep you safe from the works of the devil.
DaDuck- It MIGHT happen ya know… that and when monkies fly out of my butt.
Dave2- I’m actually all about the prophylactics… and chocolate pudding.
Turnbaby- I bet Allan Levy is smoldering now…
Mattie- That’s awesome about that government contract!!! Those pay ALMOST as well as blogging…
Lisa- Well… at least I got SOMEBODY before Girl, Dislocated blew me up!
Avitable- I say bring that Dooce bitch on…
Miss Britt- Sure! But I have to warn you… they are very into the whole dog motif… Poodles may not be their thing…
Janda- Well I should be on the ball for SOMETHING, right?
Jen- Well darn your good memory! But it did have its moments…
Squeaky Wheel- Well… once I filled them in for six figures then they wouldn’t have been blank anymore…
sam- Really??? You believed that a Thai call girl would taste better than a steak?
Melanie Marie- Well its better to sell out than to be sold out of…
Trishk- Ugh Trish… can it at least be Godiva?
Lynda- 
Mutt Royalty- Yes… my ass is relatively intelligent… and large too!
BE Earl- Gotcha!
Miss Ann- Hate to tell ya… contrary to popular belief… your not evil. Not even a little.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Oh, and what did you do in 2006?
I feel so ashamed… I forgot…
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
remember? with the 10 broken tables? The Kokomo midi? The pregnancy, anniversary and 7 birthday count down tickers? The cursor trail of lips and hearts? The cupid snow? Two animated clashing backgrounds? Lavender and pinky text on a floral background? The God bless you crap?
You’d remember. Really.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
I remember. It was pretty fucking horrible. It was even worse than my NKOTB prank I pulled on my brother.
You didn’t know me...you only figured it out when Bitter Bitch had a birthday. Sucks you missed it. It was a work of art...took me ten days to get it together because it’s hard to break code when you’re trying...and still have it render.
Oh and it had so much animation, it was maxing out cpu’s and crashing browsers.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
You knooooow Ripples would just eat the damn fish off her back.
And… 3 cats 1 bowl? 
I got that outdone too. 6 cats 3 plates...one of which is special for Rosey, the Diva.
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Miss Ann, Ripley is now glaring at you.
(She does that when she is not the center of attention. She’s a princess.)
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