Which inspirational words from your girlfriend are fitting here?

I’ll love you no matter how cranky you are!

You’re adorable when you’re cranky.

It’s understandable that you’re extra cranky right now, for obvious reasons.

I’m cranky too.

Eat some pudding.

Have a Tic-Tac.

Come to France and I’ll give you a hug.

Your fly is undone.

Here, have a valium.

Ripples would like you to know she makes biscuits in your general direction.     

This too shall pass.

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I know I usually relax you, but this time it’s so not about me that I’m not going to delude myself that anything I say or do is going to fix this for you.  But I’m here for you.  Crank away, and I’ll keep supporting you through the crank… or whatever emotion takes its place.

I get male PMS too.

Maybe you just need a cigarette!

Heh.

I get it, dude. I was sniping like hell last week.

It’s the moon or something. Everyone has been on edge, barking like a librarian when you bring back overdue books… I’m hoping it passes so my kid will take the trash out.

i am blaming the full moon.

you mentioned your beloved yankees...they are in pittsburgh for a few games next week.  i am excited to see them.  even if they do beat up on my boys of summer.

WOW!  Just remember to breathe while you’re going postal on people

And umm, yeah.  Where can I get one of those bats for fairly cheap (read: free) ?  haha

So, how is life without cigarettes going for ya?

Holy Hissyfit DawgMan!!!

Whatcha gonna do when the temperatures REALLY soar on a day when you gotta headache and a touch of sunburn??

DON’T SMOKE!!!

Do you menstruate, too?

Full moon.

Oh wait. I was distracted by Poppy’s Swallows shirt in your flikr set.  Hold on a second.

Ok, what was I saying?  Oh yeah.  Full moon.  It’s got a lot of people in a ruckus.  Some even create drama with the pent-up energy.

Uh, babe?  You just quit smoking and it’s OBVIOUSLY going to be a bad time right now ANY way.

Just warn people to give you a wide berth and ride it out.  I give it a week before you’re back to your perky self.

I’ll go with the Full Moon theory as well.

Especially since it looks like you are turning into the Wolfman in that pic.

I bet blowing up at the people annoying you made you feel slightly better, come on...it ALWAYS feels good to blow up at asshats! You are my HERO for sending your boss a LOLcat in response to his “lol”. Seriously, I never would have thought of that! I would have written a bitchy email and gotten fired over it.

P.S. Just so you know, Pogos taste really bad. Nothing like the photos on the box!

Full moon, heat, nicotine addiction—add to that the general fucktardiness out there… completely understandable.

Deep breaths.

Yeah, I hate PMS, too.  ;D

Thank goodness for baseball bats. :D

I feel you, I get that way as well.

Ok, obviously it sounds like you aren’t incredibly proud of your actions. I understand that.

But, can I just say that I really, really like your version of cranky?

If you decide to stick your foot up anyone’s ass, will yous end me a picture? I might need the inspiration.

I totally get it.  I wish I knew what to say to make it better...but I get it.  Poppy is right...this will pass.  You know we all love you if that helps.

Oh sugar--crank away--you have the right.

And Poppy--kitties ‘making biscuits’--made me grin

I’m sorry I’m late to the game… but damn I like that picture of you!