<?php $comment4999716074694521732 = ’The Chad‘;
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My least favorite commercialized holiday.

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This is the BEST Vday I’ve had in years!<BR><BR>I loves me some Special K with Berries!! Yummy!<BR><BR>Miss Ann reallllllly loves you!<BR><BR>Shit storms on Vday? You just can’t be sending flowers to women in relationships. LOL<BR><BR>Happy Vday...I love ya!

<?php $comment3180982963312876823 = ’Avitable‘;
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How insecure are these fucking guys?  I never pay attention to the color of flowers, and I’ve gotten my female friends red roses all the time.

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I hate any cereal with dehydrated fruit.  HATE IT.  If I want fucking strawberries on my cereal (which, yum, ok?) I’ll actually get off my ass and cut some up.  Same with those banana chip things.  Dehydrated fruit is the epitome of American laziness.<BR><BR>However, astronaut ice cream fucking rocks.

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Hey there - I just dropped by to say “thanks” for the fun comments you left about my blog when it was reviewed on ITTM. Normally I don’t do this but I just gotta say one little thing ... I’m a woman. heh.<BR><BR>heardinmycab.blogspot.com/<BR><BR>I realize that cab driver = man, but not in this case. <BR><BR>I am however, amused by your blog, I plan on coming back. <BR><BR>Happy VD!!

<?php $comment6997144149370034435 = ’Miss Ann Thrope‘;
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I am so happy you got your highly decorated, footed, fluted 90000 gallon special bowl!  I think it might technically be a fruit bowl...but that’s just technicalities.  <BR><BR>I thought the flowers were kinda yellowy-orangy.  Let’s hope that’s not lead paint.  Really.<BR><BR>I just thought Cereal Wednesday deserved a bowl that held pretty near an entire box of cereal and a gallon of milk.  I mean, Cereal Wednesday is a larger than life holiday, right?<BR><BR>Anyway, I tried that stuff once.  I like Special K.  I like the taste and the flakes but those red sponge berrues from hell?  Fucking gross me out.  I picked them out of the cereal but it still had that fake froot rollup taste going on.  Blech.<BR><BR>I see the other bowl is just a different colour as the regular Cereal Wednesday bowl.  but the same size.  Bummer.  At least it’s an alternate colour...even if it’s a yucky colour.<BR><BR>I need to hear about your brush with the law.  Call me anytime.  I’m in the middle of a blizzard so I’m not going anywhere.<BR><BR>I LOVE MY DAWGG!

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GREAT Wednesday! you’ve made me smile on the single most annoying day in the year (for us singletons!)

<?php $comment765703338227004136 = ’New York City’s Watchdog‘;
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The Chad- I agree whole heartedly… corporate mongering bastards<BR><BR>Denise- You are proof being single is good<BR><BR>Avi- Obviously they are either really insecure or I’m fucking Fabio… and since we can agree that I won’t win any Fabio look-a-like contests… then the answer is obvious<BR><BR>Virginia- I was a bit mystified myself… but then it actually surprised me.  They re-hydrated really well in a short time<BR><BR>Michelle- Oops. What’s a girl like you writing on a gray blog like that?  It should be pink with puffy hearts and shiite.<BR><BR>Miss Ann- I :huge pinky puffy beating heart: that bowl!!!  It was totally unexpected and absolutely FABULOUS.  I love the colors too!!!  I’ll call you later and you can tell me about being snow bound and I can tell you how there was barely an inch of worthy snow on the ground so snow angeling was out.<BR><BR>Tori- I always like making people smile and laugh… especially when I can do it when keeping all my clothes on.

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I think you actually sold me on the cereal! I love strawberries, but was a little weary of dehydrated fruit.<BR><BR>You Rock!! Happy SAD Day! (I lived it as a SAD day for the past 6 years, so I can relate! But this year its V-Day for me!)

<?php $comment3080645002323044381 = ’RedBetty‘;
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You can send me yellow, red, pink, orange, purple roses whenever you want WD.  If I have a man and he get’s pissy well then he just better be thinking of sending me something better. ha.  Thanks for the e-card.<BR><BR>Smoochies!!