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I think that anything sounds good.  I am hungry too.... How about some eggs or some breakfast sammich?  Those always hit the spot!!

Hopefully you get a few days away soon!


comment by themuttprincess  on  01/08  at  12:06 PM
Poppy

You should eat Cheerios with butter.  grin

Boooo to early rotation.  Early morning is just about the evilest time ever.  Actually, it is the evilest time ever.

Happy birthday to your brother I didn’t even know/remember you had!

It rawks to be the black sheep.  Embrace it.

YAY FOR MY PRESENT!!!!!! (It’s TOTALLY a present!!!!)

It’s 56 degrees in France, and there are teddy bears here.


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  12:26 PM
Poppy

(Crawling back to day of meetings now.  sigh.  but with M&Ms.  yay!)


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  12:27 PM
Donna

I am deeply gratified to see that you take responsibility for your improper bullet list.

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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem


comment by Donna  on  01/08  at  12:33 PM
Avitable

I have that 20 Questions game, too.  It even thought of lightsaber!


comment by Avitable  on  01/08  at  01:13 PM

could you pretty please send me the link to here you order those? Chocolate is my vice and I am pretty sure I cannot go another day without ordering myself some!


comment by bluepaintred  on  01/08  at  02:06 PM
Donna

just go to the m&ms site.  there’s a link to personalised m&ms.

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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem


comment by Donna  on  01/08  at  02:09 PM

Those are awesome!

I’m trying to think of someone who needs a present just so I have an excuse to send some.

You are the best present giver ever!


comment by Miss Britt  on  01/08  at  02:15 PM
NYC Watchdog

Mutt Royalty- I decided on Chicken Marsala with Penne a la Vodka and some yellow rice.  Yeah… it was pretty damn tasty.

Poppy- Well, I had butter on my roll!!!  Sure… its 56 degrees today in France… and tomorrow it’ll be all negative numbers and stuff.  I hope the grapes survive.

Miss Ann- Well I had to take responsibility otherwise I would be one of those other bloggers… and we can’t have that now, can we?

Avi- Yeah, I said recliner and it did say chair at one point… which technically a recliner is a chair… but it also got sugar bowl, soda, and park bench.  It is pretty amazing… but I’m not as amazing as it is.

bluepaintred- You can get them at mymms.com… they really are pretty neat.

Miss Britt- Unfortunately, they are not a present.  Food cannot constitute as a present.  It constitutes as nutritional value but is not a gift of any form… especially since Poppy does not receive gifts or presents from boys.

I do find some cool food though…

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  02:36 PM

Did you order it last year, Monday 12/31?

All my family seems to have birthdays around holidays.


comment by Lynda  on  01/08  at  03:21 PM

We have one of those things. We’ve stumped it 2 or three times in the last 2 years. It’s in my car we try to stump it all the time.

It choose loaf of bread for something once, fence post I think.

It will guess penis too. Yeah we tried. grin


comment by Fogspinner  on  01/08  at  03:54 PM
Monique

I believe that ecards were invented for brothers. Most men don’t like to shop and they especially don’t seem to like to shop for other men.

Weekend getaways are so relaxing. Ahhhhh.


comment by Monique  on  01/08  at  05:09 PM

My daughter got the 20 questions game for Christmas...I swear that thing hears what I say I’m going to guess!!  I won’t talk out loud near it anymore when I’m playing it just in case it can hear me....it’s FREAKY!!!


comment by Janelle  on  01/08  at  05:44 PM
NYC Watchdog

Lynda- Actually no!  I ordered it on December 20… and they promised delivery for that Tuesday… which means had I gone with my originally intended message of “I hope your balls jingle” I would have looked retarded… bastards.

Fogspinner- Honestly I think the thing is pretty amazing the way it comes to the conclusions.  Its really very smart and logical.

Monique- Really?  I should find out his e-mail address… and weekend getaways are the best… especially when your going to Carsaurous chomp through a fucking Lamborghini from section 138 row 17!!!!!!!!!!!!  Rawwwwwwwrrrrr!!!!

Janelle- I agree… the thing is freaky.  I’m trying to be the machine though… and it really isn’t working though.  I think I need pointy ears.

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  06:27 PM
Poppy

Ahem, hem hem.  This thing on?

Sweetie Bear? Not food.
A Lifetime of Secrets, SIGNED by Frank?  Not food.
My very special Cereal Wednesday spoon?  Not food.

(Did I leave anything out?)

Just sayin’.


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  06:46 PM

Its Elvis’s birthday as well. Its a good day.


comment by geek  on  01/08  at  08:11 PM
NYC Watchdog

Poppy- Okay… allow me to point out the obvious… Sweetie Bear is what started the whole Thou shall not give Poppy a gift mandate… so… she should be the freebie.

The book from Frank was from Frank… it even says so where he signed it… so take it up with him.  I cannot control him.

The straw… well that was something you claimed for your own with your spit.  Kinda like when you lick the top of a Hostess cupcake so no one else can eat it.

Which goes back to the fact that other then the bear that STARTED the ban… well I haven’t given you a gift.

geek- Really?  I honestly didn’t know that.  I won’t be telling my brother that though… otherwise he’ll insist he is the “King” of something…

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  09:44 PM

Food:  I recommend Chinese food, or lasagna.  I have been craving both lately.

20 Questions:  I love that game.  It’s hilarious.  Once a teacher-friend of mine picked a penis, and the damn thing guessed it!!! We nearly died laughing.

Going away for the weekend:  I recommend a roadtrip to Southern Indiana to visit me.  My kids will be gone this weekend, and I need someone to go to the movies with.

Just my 2 cents worth.
J.


comment by HoosierGirl  on  01/08  at  09:54 PM
Poppy

I have about 10 clever responses to this that completely ruin my chances of potentially ever getting another gift again, so I will instead say: Thank you for my not-presents. smile


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:09 PM
NYC Watchdog

HoosierGirl- Oh gawd… I can’t do Chinese… oh no no no… in fact I think I have sworn it off for the new year.  Yup… no more eggrolls for me.  Lasagna is a possibility however…

Poppy- As clever as you may think those responses are… none of them would ruin your chances of receiving another non-gift again… in fact… if anything… I imagine it just might incite me to step it up a notch… Omaha Steaks anyone???  cheese

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  10:15 PM
Poppy

We are about to have a non-present war, aren’t we.  (Yar.)


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:20 PM
NYC Watchdog

Nope.

But if we did… I’d win.

I know where to get French singing telegrams.

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  10:21 PM
Poppy

BTW, are you doing that pesky resolution where you won’t eat yummy food?  Because I’m totally gonna break you of that starting in about 3 minutes.


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:22 PM
NYC Watchdog

My diet?  No… not yet… and in two minutes I’m eating ice cream cake.

With the chocolate crunchy things.

Lots of them.

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  10:22 PM
Poppy

Oh.  It. is. ON!!!!~~~~!~!!~~~~~

(PLEASE do not send me a French singing telegram.  I beg you.  I cannot handle when people sing at me, it makes me run and hide in a corner.  Any other “NON-GIFT” is fine.)


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:23 PM
Poppy

Um.

DUH, SHARE!

And, where’s my brownie?!?!?


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:24 PM
NYC Watchdog

Admit defeat… and your ears… and those of your co-workers shall be spared.

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  10:24 PM
Poppy

NEVER.  I will bring earplugs.  wink


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:26 PM
NYC Watchdog

Heh.  Bring enough for everyone… the only question is… do I get him to dress up as a clown… or as a bannanna???

I don’t remember seeing my stew around… so how can you expect a brownie???

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll


comment by NYC Watchdog  on  01/08  at  10:28 PM
Poppy

How about a banana dressed as a clown? (*giggle*)

I thought you wanted the mashed potatoes.  (And now that I’ve said that, I bet you want both.) If I take the time to make my stew I am not sending it to you in the mail.  Too good to waste.


comment by Poppy  on  01/08  at  10:34 PM

I am in the mood for pizza....of course it s 10am so I will have coffee and Special K Red Berriessmile

Love the crosshairs btw! So much more fun than bullets!


comment by DaDuck  on  01/09  at  05:10 AM

You ordered last year...as in Dec 31? wink smiley


comment by Danalyn  on  01/09  at  07:32 PM

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