Yes, yes I do.
Interesting info about the “kool-aid” - I’ve never heard that. I’m definitely a Crystal Light kind of girl, and like you, don’t see the point of having a blog if you don’t open it up for others opinions. I think the kind of blog that it represents is typical of the readers who follow it though.
Not that there was any poor quality before, but your posts are getting very interesting and insightful recently
Do you have the raspberry green tea flavor?
I agree that Crystal Light is sweet and low in calories, but how is it clear?
And I suspect the alcohol content of the drinks you’ll be buying for people while explaining your point of view will be proportional to how hard you think it’ll be to convince them. Correct?
While I was over there drinking Vodka as the others drank Kool Aid I thought the same exact thing...these people are no different then the cult of Jim Jones. I was surprised not to get lynched although I didn’t go back and read the comments after #700. Whatever. Perhaps I’m just too realistic about the subject since it’s staring me right in the face or perhaps I march to the beat of my own drummer.
No Crystal Light for me...VODKA please. I’m not a follower
Ironically, Crystal Light is one of the key ingredients of a Brittini. The others being Vodka and an occasional shot of grenadine.
And Lisa’s comment on that post over THERE was my favorite comment of the day. It was fucking BRILLIANT from start to finish.
I already drink Crystal Light. Thank you very much!
I bet the last time I drank Kool-Aid was when I was in high school. In my defense, it was cheap and mixed with whatever alcohol someone was able to “acquire”.
Yeah, I wish Lisa’s comment had been the first one, so that everyone else could gauge their words based on what she had to say.
And I don’t want any fucking Crystal Light. Diet Coke, please.
(I like Kool-Aid because it has sugar in it. Can I have Crystal Light with sugar?)
I’ve read Dooce a few times. I don’t despise her, because I haven’t really invested the time to do so.
Her “blog” is boring tripe. That’s enough to keep me away. The comment blocking bothered me too. Aren’t blogs supposed to be interactive? All the cool kids seem to think so.
I would hate to think that this insightful post was brought on by my comment at Britt’s yesterday. LOL
Yes, I am a girl. No I am not a sheep.
She Who Shall Not Be Named remains in my feed reader because I like to look at her pictures. Kinda like Playboy - no one ever reads that, do they?
Sam, you just found the one man in the world (Dawg) who *does* read it for the articles.
LMAO Poppy.
I wouldn’t expect any less from Dawg. LOL
I can’t support myself on my ads or sponsored writing, and I get bored if I try to read Dooce, let alone write that boringly just to support myself.
I hope she stains her teeth permanently on all that Kool-Aid.
Poppy- I know you do… now drink up!
Glenda- Yes, the whole “kool-aid” bit is really a reference to mindless obedience. Sorta like BioShock for the older generations.
Mattie- Why thank you! Care for a drink?
Dan- Well I’m sure I will be following it up with a month or two of suckage… I assure you.
Girl, Dislocated- I’m more of a Raspberry Ice kinda guy… and when you drink a glass of Crystal Light it rarely stains the glass like Kool-Aid is known to do. That is a correct assessment as to the alcohol content. Would you like a Long Island Ice Tea? Perhaps 4?
Lisa- But Vodka and Crystal Light is both low in carbs AND calories! Oh, and I think your comment should have really made the front page.
Miss Britt- Why does that not surprise me? I don’t suppose you use a raspberry stuck on a toothpick as the garnish, do you? More impotantly… I think it calls for another new photo essay so you can explain the exact mixture…
Mutt Royalty- Well you were born with great taste so of course you already drink it!!!
Avi- Carbonation will be the death of you… that is if Britt doesn’t shove you out a 20 story window without your cape first.
Poppy- No sugar. Splenda… its sweeter I assure you…
B.E. Earl- Oh I totally agree… although in hindsight I think a better word than interactive would be engaging. The Kodak kiosk at the mall is interactive… but blogs should engage their readers.
Sam- Yeah… the whole first name thing threw me for a loop for a second… and I thought you were a big hairy man but NOT from Florida. And unfortunately… I actually do read Playboy. Their magazine is one of the absolute hardest to get published in due to the high quality demands… but sadly probably one of the least read.
golfwidow- Forget her teeth… I hope she stains her soul!!!
Danalyn- Well, ya know I did “rel=nofollow” it! That has to count for something.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Well I’m with Lisa. I’m not a follower, but I WILL follow her over to the bar and belly up for some vodka shooters.
Poppy - you have any of that jello left?
I figure if I’m gonna die from “drinking the Kool-Aid” I’m not gonna give a rat’s ass about calories. ;D
You have no idea how much freaking Jell-O I have left.... Time to buy vodka.
Kris- Oh. I didn’t know you were a Jell-0 fan!
Poppy- Coulda fooled me… I haven’t had it in soooooooo long.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
That’s why there’s so much left.
And quit trying to turn me on in comments!
(I’m kidding, please continue.)
Ripley, make a note: Jell-O next weekend. Thank you, good girl!
OK I’m confused. I kind of get what you are saying here. With the Kool-Aid stuff and all. But what do I do? I actually enjoy Dooce. I think her pictures are gorgeous and her writing is clear. But.... I absolutly LOVE your blog too. And Adam’s (who as of late has been drinking his Dooce hateraid more than normal). I’m sure many of the members of your fan clubs combined would be considered somewhat of the same type of people who are commenting over at Dooce, at least by your “Kool-Aid” reference and definition. Agreeable and always using the same rhetoric over and over. I guess what I am trying to say is that we all have our fans. 9 out of 10 times, our fans are going to AGREE before they disagree. They are going to rub our tummies and push down our haters all in the name of loyalty to a writer they enjoy. Dooce’s minions will do it blindly for her but I have the feeling that yours would do the same in a heartbeat.
Dont get me wrong, I have seen good conversation here defending both sides of a subject so I’m not trying to say that all your comments are one sided. I’m just saying that maybe its her fans that are to blame for being one sided and not perticularly her as a writer.
I’m running in circles and taking up too much space but here’s my opinion anyways!
Poppy- Great. If your leaving it to Ripples then I will never get Jell-o again!
Miss- Well, there are alot of underlying points. First, I agree that our “fan clubs” can be viewed in a similar light. This is afterall about reading like-minded people, so it will not be uncommon for there to be an agreement on something.
Secondly, I am putting it out there that blind agreement, belly rubbing (although I may totally take a back rub), and the pushing down of my foes is NOT something I necessarily expect or want. I do not need an army. I am an army of one. (Okay… so I’ve kinda been drooling over the new Army of Two XBox game… but ya know what I mean, right?)
Thirdly, I want you to realize the insinuation that She Who Shall Not Be Named made by opening comments on April Fool’s Day. In my opinion she called her readers fools. Plain and simple. She can be the world’s greatest photographer, the most enlightening writer, and could have the solution to ending world hunger in her back pocket… but I believe the lack of respect she shows and the following she maintains irregardless of it is a sign of mindlessness.
My fourth underlying point is that Crystal Light is a helluva lot healthier than Kool-Aid… and less likely to send you into a diabetic coma… which is why I chose it to be my official beverage to represent my style.
Finally, I want to make the point that you would never be engaged by She Who Shall Not Be Named the same way you are either here or at Adam‘s blog (who btw I give a shitload of credit for personally responding to each and every comment on every post no matter how old it is… whereas I am quite a lazy fucker blogger when it comes to responding to anything more than a day old) and that, in my opinion, does not a blog make.
Oh… and feel free to write as much as you want… questions and opinions voiced here are free… answers’ll cost ya Jell-o though… the red one preferably.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
I first heard of She Who Shall Not Be Named from another blogger who absolutely loved the blog, could overlook comments weren’t open and thought she wrote “just like us”.
She was surprised when I said it was boring.
I don’t want to click any of those links so I guess no Crystal Light for me!
I tend to drink water mostly anyway.
Lynda- Well I hope your drinkin’ da high qualitay atch-two-oh then. That’s some good stuff…
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Do you think that her opening comments and it being 4/1 had something in common? I didnt pick that up. I really didnt mean that you needed or wanted an army, but I know that you’ve got one on your back regardless. And is that REALLY so bad to have?
As for HER, I never comment because whats the point? However, I knew that commenting on this post today would elicit a response from you, and not just because I might have ruffled a feather (which BTW, I didnt intend to). I knew you would respond because you are a good blogger.
I think it would save Dooce a lot of Kool Aid if she just made her site into what it really is, a magazine, more than an interactive experience. That is what I take it as and it saves me a lot of trouble believing that she is anything otherwise.
As for me, I prefer Iced Tea. And I fail at making jello. But I can buy some in a one serving cup if you’d like.
I think she’s boring.
But then I don’t think it’s adorable for kids to write in dog poo even if on the dog.
That project is fascinating and reminds me that it used to be a very important thing to take photographs of the dead.
Interesting.
Jello shooters--hell yesss
Party at Poppy’s! As many Jell-O shots as you can eat. Trust me, I have enough.
I totally agree with you about leaving comments open. Isn’t that one of the fun parts of blogging?
Miss- Oh don’t worry, you haven’t ruffled any feathers… and I agree with you… her status as a blog should be rescinded. And while the offer for a one serving cup is nice… well… I’m a more than one serving kinda guy.
Turnbaby- Yes, I find her terribly boring as well. The project itself, while it does lend to an old tradition of “the final photograph”, still is no where nearly representative of what death truly appears as.
Poppy- Wow… what a good idea! I’m there!
Jen- Yes, I think that is what makes it different than just reading a static website.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Like the post.
I have an issue with anyone that gets 500-1000 comments on their site. What’s the f’ing point? Everyone is a no-one when there are that many comments. Everyone’s thoughts are just lost in the jumble. I’ll take my 17 comments a day, thank you very much.
Girl, Dislocated - a Long Island Iced Tea is a cocktail made with among other ingredients - Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum, sometimes triple sec a little bit of sour mix, and a splash of cola for color (just a splash). If you can’t hold your liquor - stay away from it.
I’ve read that one blog once or twice, not my thing, so I didn’t go back. I kind of view blogs like tv, don’t like it, switch channels.... it’s all about the red x in the corner.
So, basically, there’s everything in that drink but ice tea?
And what’s triple sec?
OMG, I had to go look at LISA’s comment and it FUCKING ROCKED! THAT my friends, is INTERESTING WRITING.
Did Dooce create the link to that project, exclusively? Because now I’m seeing it everywhere and it seems She Who Shall Not Be Named invented it.
I don’t hate Dooce and she’s a fine writer and photographer, but I’m never one to fall into a crowd of worshippers. I don’t do it at church and I sure as Hell ain’t gonna do it over some “internet famous” personality. People don’t know how retarded they look, “Oh SQUEEE!!! you met some woman who puts her own blog on the internet? Squeee! Oh, I’m so jealous! Squeee!”
BFD.
The main reason she’s so famous is that people want to dream that they, too, will someday be just like her and make a 6-figure (or whatever dream figure) income by posting a couple paragraphs with pics on the ‘net.
Just like any other Kool-aid followers, they want to have what their leader has.
It’s the two great tastes that taste great together. Lime jello and vodka. (And here you thought I meant pb and chocolate. That just makes your parts sticky.)
Did you know that diet raspberry ginger ale and cherry vodka are like heaven in a cup?
Girl, Dislocated-
. Step back from the computer. Go to the nearest bar. Order it. Repeat. We’ll see you Tuesday.
Danalyn- What can I say… you have great taste.
Absurdist- That’s actually a really great point… although I don’t really worry about it because if I feel the need to be heard… then I’ll just blog about it. Kinda like I did here.
Fantastagirl- I don’t use the red X. I use Bloglines… so it’s really just a matter of a down arrow key to the next possibly life changing thing on the internet.
Annie- While I agree that her followers want to post a few paragraphs and photos and make six-figures… well there are bloggers who don’t like her that want the same thing. I’d totally take six figures to write here… if for no other reason but then I can actually go places and do interesting stuff.
Kris- Really? Lime Jell-O? I’m such a cherry lover…
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Kris- Really? Lime Jell-O? I’m such a cherry lover…
*giggle*
Then what am I supposed to do with all the blue you sent?
I, too, think Dooce is a good writer. At least she WAS. Now it’s just boring to me. I rarely check her journal (it’s NOT a blog) unless someone else links to her about something or other (like the death project).
Blogs to me are SUPPOSED to be interactive, a chance to connect with like-minded folks. You can’t possibly get that connection with Dooce. Commenting on her blog (on the rare Blue Moon she allows such a thing) is like spitting in the Grand Canyon. What good does that do?
Glad I finally started reading your blog. I prefer the Crystal Light, especially if Britt is making it.
In a previous blog I had, I did an entry on this very blog of which you write. I didn’t get the popularity of the site. It is a shame there are so many sheep out there content to follow without challenging a thing.
I’ve never been to a bar before! (Should I be embarassed?) But at least now I know what to order if/when I go.
I’ll take a diet caffiene-free coke.
And a bendy straw. Bendy straws are right up there with bacon. I kid you not.
Bendy straws, bacon and zombies. The meaning of life right there in 3 words. Um 5 words and a comma. Oh and a period.
I am so tired!
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Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste for manual labour
I hate Crystal Light, but I’d drink it before I’d drink that Kool Aid shit.
Poppy- You still don’t get the colors? Go watch The Matrix and then come back to me young padawan.
Karl- Yes, I think blogs should take on the traits of its “species” for a lack of a better term. As a web 2.0 specie. it should be interactive… and I heard Britt uses *GASP* alcohol with her Crystal Light… so it must all be good then!
Christine- I agree wholeheartedly… what good is challenging the “establishment” if we ourselves cannot be challenged?
Girl, Dislocated- OMG. You REALLY need to get out a bit more. Let me know when your ready… and I’ll bring the duct tape.
Miss Ann- You lost me at caffeine free. I am an adrenalin junkie dontcha know? But I’m all for bendy straws… they are by far the best thing right next to sliced white bread with bacon on it.
RedBetty- Vodka and Red Bull more up your alley?
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
So you’ve got me covered with respect to duct tape? Awesome!!!
Yeah, only very recently have I come to the realization that I need to get out, but going out is kind of complicated due to where I’m staying and my car being on the other side of the country. I’ve been plotting a getaway though, and NJTransit and I may soon be best friends!
Do you think my California license will pass as ID on the east coast?
Sure, ok, but that doesn’t change the fact that when we’re done playing with cherry Jell-O (those Playmobil nuns are gonna get a workout) there will still be a shitload of blue Jell-O boxes in my cupboard for Georgie to lick and rub up against.
ok, i wish britt or adam would have mentioned which comment was lisa’s. now i am gonna have to scroll through a thousand frikken comments. sheesh!
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