Better be nice to your GPS or it might try to drive you into a lake.
Wow. Glad you made it there safely but uh… what’s with Sunday?
The GPS was off by 8 minutes?
Damn, that’s better than Google!
At least if it isn’t raining it will be a smoother ride!!!
Good luck at the airport!!!
My friend LP had a GPS thing when we were in Louisville a few weeks ago. LOL It had Ozzy Osborne’s voice and it was funny as shit. The directions were questionable a few times, but damn when we got to our destination, he would tell us “You’ve reached your fooking destination.” It was hilarious!
You’ll see your aunt at the wedding. Make sure to tell her you have to leave right after the wedding, due to a prior engagement your mother did not know about, etc etc. She’ll understand.
Have a great time :D
Great love and great achievement involve great risk ~ Dalai Lama
You say “cumguzzling whore” like it’s a BAD thing.........
Yes, you don’t want your GPS to drive you into a lake or the Atlantic. Hope you have a good time with the fam and just have an awesome weekend!
Didya get to drive into the huge thunder storm with all that lovely lightning? That was fun.
Maybe lightning hit the gps?
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
Blinky is a child, right? Well, I would say your mother and aunt will get over it, if you have to leave, but Blinky will remember if you don’t make it after saying you will be there.
Sounds like you are doing the right thing.
Avi- Do flooded roads count as such an act? There were alot of those… a lot.
Sxymom- It’s just one of those things that may be construed as an act of terrorism.
Britt- Yeah… but she refused to give me back the minutes she had taken.
Mutt Royalty- It would be a much smoother AND quicker ride, for sure.
Soda- Now if she sounded like Ozzy, she’d be a Batguzzlingwhore instead! That sounds really cool though… I need to check that out.
Joe- Well, it surely isn’t my cum she’s guzzling.
Abba- I hope she realizes that if she does put me into the drink… she’s coming with me.
Miss Ann- Why yes I did… both of them. The lightning was very pretty when it was a few mountains away to the west… not so much when it was directly over me. I don’t think Ginger got hit by lightning… but it may be her garbage week.
Lynda- Yes, Blinky is a child… and my aunt is understanding… but she’s still sensitive and stuff.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Portsmouth is a great little town. I live twenty minutes west. Great restaurants and bars, but it has to stop raining to enjoy them.
So I’m thinking if the GPS had a male voice it MUST’ve been pride… If it had a female voice you probably insulted it by looking at her boobs all the time…
The things you do for your women in your life...it’s the reason they love you so much.
You’re a good dawg.
CP
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