Mm...I like being snacked on by you. Rowwwwllllllllll!
Teddy is here and waiting for you. Plz also take the puppy that is filled with piss. I don’t think I can afford any more paper towels. Kthx.
And hey! You and me can be the dummies in the room together! Of course, we have WAY more brain power than they do....but they have that piece of paper. BAH.
Everyone’s invited to my pharmaceutical-themed party when I get that letter, and there’ll be antibiotics for all, but I’d love it if guests could bring me some Ambien or Lunesta in exchange. 
It’s always exciting to be on the Smorgashboard, but I’m extra excited to make the 50th edition!
Hrm… Well, being the self centered girl I am I’m trying to figure out which one I am…
Do you mean in the span of blogging has hopped URLs? Cause then yeah, I can see that being me…
The one sentence blogger… I think I have that one figured out, although that can be me too sometimes…
I’m le puzzled. And finished with being self obsessed… for now.
P.S. I totally dig making your list whenever I write something that is half way decent enough to. 
I may not blog anymore, but I still read and comment. Do that count for anything?
What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
ACK! I was hoping no one would REALLY learn the translation of what they say!!! And just to let ya know, these little bitches hurt like a mutha while getting them! :D
Thanks for snacking on me again!
Great love and great achievement involve great risk ~ Dalai Lama
That’s impressive - I can’t believe you’ve done this for 50 weeks! I also can’t believe you didn’t have me in there the very first time.
I like your Smorgashboard. It’s the first place I go Sunday morning to see what is going on in the world!
Besides, it introduces me to other bloggers that are really funny!!
Thank you for doing it!
Wow—just two weeks until the Smorgashboard’s first birthday. Where the hell does time go?
This one definitely hurts like a mutha—much more than the other one.
Thanks for Snacking on me!! 
yeah but I already owned all the domains I hopped to and I hopped back to the orginal so 
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
I love getting snacked on - it almost makes the rude awakening worth it!! 
KG- You can keep the dog full of piss… because then what would we use those nice people’s pieces of paper for??? Heh… gotta be good for SOMETHING.
Girl, Dislocated- I got Ambien. It is good.
Luin- Glad to know that the universe revolving around you hasn’t changed.
DENISE- 
YOU LIVE!!! Yes, even though you don’t blog anymore 
you still count… but the blogosphere just isn’t the same without you…
Soda- Well the truth is out… go AMEX!
Avi- See that… as you got older… you got tastier.
Trish K- Glad you enjoy it!!!
Laci- At least yours doesn’t get lost in translation.
Joefish- Yes, you are definitely doing things ahead of your time.
Miss Ann Thrope- You are such a dot com pimp. It’s people like you that make blogrolls like mine antiquated.
Sarcastica- Just make sure that OTHER video… you know… the one from *COUGH*Vegas*COUGH* doesn’t end up there, k?
Britt- Admit it… it totally makes it worth getting up at that hour. In fact, you’re probably secretly hoping they do it again.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Hmm, poppy and mr fab, or celtic woman doing a christmas special? I really have to think about that one…
Well, the Gingerbread man does have a built in weapon with that giant candy cane…
I wish you hadn’t been at a Knicks game, because Fab had a barking sound all cued up for you.
And regarding sloppy seconds: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I feel nauseous.
PS - Wah, that’s why the radio show is archived, so you don’t HAVE to miss the video OR the show!
Whall- That should be a no brainer… it’s all about Fab.
Amy- Exactly! Gingey is a street thug… Frosty’s a momma’s boy. The choice should be obvious.
Poppy- Really? I didn’t know I was expected… and I was going to call but I got caught up with some stuff going on. Did anyone call in to ask the questions???
The reason you feel nauseous is because you probably downed like 30 Lemon Drops before the show.
P.S.- I get Fabooboo’s show downloaded to my iPod every Monday morning for the drive into the city… so I will be offering my critique later when I listen. I hope you used your “performing” voice and are audible.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
I did have my performing voice on, yes. If you couldn’t hear me then I think you’re deaf.
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