You’re gonna keep checking back for that, right? Cuz that could be lots of fun. And that lube has to be green.
Hi, Dad!
That’s awesome. And I’m glad someone else is a Prime member, too. It’s totally worth the cost.
Sounds like somebody might be interested in an alien threesome! Woo-hoo!
Prime member? I want to be an Amazon Prime member. How do I do that?
Also, I don’t believe in Canadians.
So what I get out of this is that now that I have a new beetle, there’s probing in my future?
I would love to get Amazon Prime, but I’m not willing to pay for it. Still, that Alien Love Doll looks very tempting.
Poppy- Why does the lube have to be green? Why not orange? Or glow in the dark purple? We need a blacklight.
Avi- It is absolutely totally worth the cost. I figure it has already paid for itself like 4 times… and with rising fuel costs… you know shipping prices are going up too. Hopefully Amazon will continue it without an issue.
B.E. Earl- I think one alien with 3 boobies suffices. A place for both hands and a place to pucker up onto. All in all… it’s a solid package.
Mr. Fab- Go to Amazon and click on the button that says, “Prime”. It’s okay… Canadians don’t believe in you either. They believe in Mr. Fantastic… and he’s fucking Invisible Girl… which just so happens to be Jessica Alba… who isn’t a Latina… so they can’t complain.
Tug- 
Actually, that was a reference to the movie Mallrats… which is when Ben Affleck plans on screwing Shannon Dougherty in a “very uncomfortable place.” “You mean, like in the back of a Volkswagon?”
Karl- If you’re an Amazon whore like I am… then it’s worth it. The doll might be found elsewhere… I really didn’t look that hard though.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
Dawg’s Wish List:
Alien blow-up doll
Pet Roomba
Blacklight
Orange lube
Am I missing anything?
Poppy- The cat with a lion’s cut so I can sing, “In the jungle, the mighty jungle… the lion sleeps tonight,” with reason.
Oh wait. Got that already. 
How about some chocolate pudding.
Hellohahanarf- It’s sometime during the year… I try to avoid it like the plague.
Tug- Yes… you should definitely see Mallrats if you have 2 hours of your life you don’t necessarily need… and a few extra pairs of clean underwear from the inevitable accidents that will occur if you find it as funny as I do.
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
I know… and it was good… and now… I am so sleepy… zzzzzzz
“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll
My return smartass comment:
Hehehehehehehe, uhhhh huh. That’s why we were up another two hours.
(Wheeeeeeee!)
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