I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned that a favorite phrase at work (which I never say, but the guys do) is “don’t Tase me, bro!” They love to play that video over and over again.  And now I will think of you every time they say it.  Thank you for making it less annoying.

Ugh.  I just, well… there is a lot I would say, but it’s seriously unkind.  But I agree with your sentiments wholeheartedly.

This is like that guy out in CA who called 911 to complain about the traffic.  Somebody sorta famous, but I can’t remember.  Who was that?

This happened down here in South Hell. Color me surprised. Not. Asstards.

*rethinking the move to Florida*

(I kid, I kid...SoCal has bigger asstards)

I LOVE when I see or read of somebody who obviously has bigger issues than myself. I mean, my husband got a paycut compliments of the State. My daughter got a car so she’s harder to keep track of and it’s driving me nuts. My Nana (who lives with us) is having health issues and it scares me to think one day we’re gonna come home and find ... well… I shudder at the thought.

BUT on the plus side.. my Burger King never runs out of anything. AND I’ve never been tasered. Yet.

What the hell is wrong with people?!!!!

AMEN !! I had one when I was on the job, but they were so damm picky about us using them......I figure that I should get to pop at least 20 igmos for the training I went through...but oh well.

Now if they get stupid I can just hit them with a MacBook.

I was in class (in high school) with a kid who called 911 for his dad (who was a cop) because a teacher failed him on a test.

It was pretty hilarious at the time. Mostly because he got in so much trouble.

This is America.  The land of the free, home of the brave and unlimited supply of lemonade at Burger King.  His constitutional rights were being violated.  Dude didn’t have lemonade.  It was an emergency.  I fail to see the problem here. 

(Kidding. How crazy am I that I have to clarify that so nobody will think I’m being serious?? )