<?php $comment114579977513069436 = ’Monique‘;
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It was a news story on Yahoo. I thought the article was legit. Stupid, but legit. It’s ice cream!

<?php $comment114584995935483576 = ’New York City’s Watchdog‘;
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Leave it to you to ruin a good rant…