So yesterday I baked a French Vanilla cake. While baking, I had a few random thoughts that I thought I would benevolently share with you so that you too could ponder mindlessly should you choose to bake a cake…

• • If it weren’t for Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker, there would be alot more bakeries out there which would mean more jobs
• • Those of you who no longer get Food Network should obviously rise up and stab your cable company with a plastic fork just for the fake drama of Worst Cooks In America and the secret delicacies unearthed during episodes of Throwdown with Bobby Flay
• • The movie Legion was more of a comedy than a biblical apocalypse film. I’d take Prophecy and its greater focus on biblical elements over it anyday
• • The movie theater pretzel nuggets with nacho cheese were AWESOME!
• • Thankfully Poppy doesn’t like her steak like Gladys Foster, so I’m safe from fly infested meat and getting my throat ripped out
• • I love my French Vanilla ice coffee… alot
• • The big Apple event is this week where it is rumored they will be announcing the rumored ”iTablet”. Depending on this announcement… I may be further along the path of a full conversion to the iCult
• • I really like chocolate frosting
• • Now that Massachusetts has officially gone brown, what is the future of Healthcare Reform for the Obama Administration? More importantly, what is the future of healthcare for the rest of us?
• • I love my Motorola Droid

Hopefully I will enjoy my cake as much as I love my coffee…