So to prove a point to someone who does not realize that I am benevolent, all knowing, and uber-powerful… I am also going to prove that I am… in no uncertain terms… a dweeb.

Dweeb
Pronunciation: ‘dwEb
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
slang: an unattractive, insignificant, or inept person

So now let’s consider the definition as compared to myself… I’m 5’11” that makes me an average height, weigh 280 lbs which puts me beyond the “pleasantly plump” spectrum, I wear glasses that I’ve had for at least 3 years and are falling apart, and I have no sense of hairstyling whatsoever.  I believe that all of this put together with my stuck in the late 80’s early 90’s grunge era fashion style can definitely qualify me as unattractive… so we have a check mark there.

My social life is a prime example of my ineptness.  My circle of friends is almost comprised entirely of people I have met through my vocation.  There are literally 4 friends I have that I met beforehand… I was a Boy Scout with three of them and the fourth is the girl I SHOULD have married from High School.  I am far from a social butterfly… and in public prefer to keep to myself in the corner of a room.  I am, in fact, a socially inept person.

As for insignificant… well… no one in reality is insignificant.  In fact, that word in the definition is in fact insignificant.  I suppose when you look at things such as global warming issues, saving rainforests, and starving people in other countries I am indeed insignificant.  I constantly go to Taco Bell which adds to the greenhouse gases but not enough to melt an iceberg.  I like to print things… alot… but I do use both sides of the paper.  My food consumption may keep the hyenas away for a day or two, but that’s about it.  So on a global scale, I am indeed insignificant.

So because I am benevolent, all knowing, uber-powerful, and dweeb defined… I know you’ll all agree with me in my argument with the cool people.