So Monday night Poppy and I went here…
That’s Madison Square Garden for Monday Night Raw. Now normally, I would be paid to attend such an event… however this time I actually paid to go. It’s the first live wrestling show I paid for in 15 years… and it was AWESOME!!!!
Poppy‘s photos are here.
But what I really want to talk about isn’t the wrestling show. It’s the whole experience, from a consumer point of view.
Yeah.
Not much of a fan of that.
First off, the line to get in was ridiculous. If you sold out the show (approx. 20,000), you need more than the grand total of 16 ticket takers. Seriously.
Next was the actual seats. Now look, I’m a big guy. Take a look at my face in this photo:
Now keep in mind that I am NOT constipated in that photo.
Two words.
Hip displacia.
My third and final complaint is about concessions. We got 2 large Cokes, a box of popcorn, and a pretzel. The cost was $19, which is actually cheaper than I expected… but then the seats have no frakkin’ cupholders to place the over iced and under carbonated beverage plastic cup. Ok, so maybe that was another complaint about the seats and not really concessions… but concessions are involved.
Overall though?
This made all my sacrifice and discomfort worth it…
That is the Undertaker after he Tombstone Piledrove John Cena and knocked him da fuck out!!!!!
Cena never had a chance.
New York City is an Undertaker town.
Cena can’t see us.
