See how bad I am?  I could take out an entire class of kindergarteners!

Is this why yesterday everyone kept apologizing to me?  The girl at Dunkin’ Donuts apologized because they had bubble lids instead of regular lids, the tow truck guy apologized to me because it took him 2 hours to get to the downed truck (as opposed to the 3 I’m usually waiting on a non-icy day), three people apologized to me in the supermarket for reasons I still cannot comprehend, and when I got home last night I had two e-mails from people apologizing to me for things that really… in all reality… were not that big of a deal.  It really has given me a complex.

Of course the one person who SHOULD have apologized for swooping in and STEALING my parking space did not do so… which leaves my truck parked under a tree which may come crashing down at any moment from the high winds.

Yeah.  Thanks for nothing dad.