I know this season has been the rage of quite a few people.  I know that the reason is because of the horrid singing of Sanjaya.  Yet he continues to persist on the show at the behest of Howard Stern and the Vote For The Worst people.

People take their American Idol seriously.  A vlogger known as J went so far as to declare herself on a hunger strike.  Unfortunately, Ghandi she is not.  Her hunger strike ended after 16 days, due to medical reasons.  Now if you watch the video where she ends the strike… you’ll notice a little marketing plug.  Right there tells me something is MAD fishy.  I think this vlogger definitely played on the popularity of being anti-Sanjaya… and she needs to FOAD for being a quitter.  Nobody likes a quitter.

What really kills me though is the lack of organization on the part of the TRUE American Idol fans.  Seriously… if all these votes are coming in for all the other Idols, well of course the anti-Idolers are going to all vote the same which therefore is giving him the lion share of the votes.  I have become painfully aware that something here has to be done.  Therefore, I present to you my strategy to get Sanjaya off the show.

If you live in the Eastern or Central time zones, and your Idol has been voted off, then vote for Lakisha Jones.  If you live in the Mountain or Western time zones, and your Idol has been voted off, then vote for Brandon Rogers.  I have no affiliation to either of these contestants, nor do I care if either of them truly win.  The idea is to consolidate the votes of the thrown off Idols to try and keep the Sanjaya edge down.  Propagate this strategy as you see fit.

Now allow me to be perfectly clear… I do not watch American Idol.  I really don’t have an interest in the show.  However, my parents do.  After last night, they probably will not watch again.  To say they have been pained by this season is an understatement.  This directly affects me.  This means they may use their newfound time to have “quality” conversations.  These conversations usually revolve around things like what am I eating (fucking cereal, duh), how is work (right...), and how is my sex life (I kid you not… and that is a conversation NO ONE should have with their parents… not that there’s much to tell… but hell...).  This will not do.  Sanjaya needs to FOAD.  He needs to do it before next week’s show so I can’t be trapped into “quality” conversations of which I have zero interest in.  Really.

Help me.  Please.