So as you all know I’ve been trying to do the write in thing for the King of Porn ‘06 title over at the RFS Blog Awards. Well I lost because I didn’t have a chance since write in ballots apparently aren’t accepted. To be honest I had this long winded post going on and on about how write ins for a category that only has one nomination really should be allowed because otherwise you might as well forget about voting in that category and just crown the person. So I wrapped 1,400 words into one sentence right there. Whatever.

So I would like to congratulate Mr. Fab on his win. I know he has said he’d nominate me himself next round, and I truly appreciate that, but apparently the award categories aren’t repeated. Which is another reason I cut my diatribe down because the Bitchiest/Biggest Asshole blogger has also been handed out… so really what was the point.

So in honor of Mr. Fab’s win… I give you my last bit of inter-species porn…
As part of the concession there will not be an Ooogle Monday. That’s right ladies… I am in mournful defeat… but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t stay tuned… because there will still be something world ending for you to see…