My Shovel(wo)men

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So LeSombre decided that I was a Great Buddy.  He thinks I’m such a Great Buddy, that I would help him bury the body of the REAL Sasquatch.  Silly LeSombre… doesn’t he realize that was a Yeti???  Doesn’t he realize how much MONEY we could make with a real Yeti???  Crazy Canadian… I may just have to bury him…

Anyway, here is how this Great Buddy thing works :

    1. Put the logo on your blog.
    2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.
    3. Award up to ten other blogs.
    4. Add links to those blogs on yours.
    5. Leave a message for your awardees on their blogs.

So here are the people, in no particular order, who I think are my Great Buddies who will help me bury LeSombre in the woods so I can keep the Yeti prize money for myself:

    Marty - because he is well versed in snow and how to cover one’s dragging of a body through it
    Faiqa - because someone needs to make a good solid argument with the border patrol that a Yeti body is totally non-declarable
    Finn - because someone needs to take a good picture of the Yeti and I
    Hilly - because she doesn’t just talk about getting things done… she does them
    Dan - because there’s alot of walking involved when burying a body, and he’s an expert at it
    Winter - because she knows all the things detectives would do to find dead bodies from vampires, so she could advise us AGAINST that… and bringing some garlic and a stake wouldn’t be a bad idea just in case LeSombre is… you know… immortal and shit
    Shiny - because I’m going to need papers forged for Y. E. Ti to get into the country… and plagarism is just glorified forgery so he’s an expert
    Sarcastica - because when we take one Candian out of this world we should bring another one in… kinda like planting a tree after chopping one down
    PocketCT - because when we’re done with this gruesome task we’ll need some shiny happy people and she’s as shiny and happy as they come
    And
    Poppy Cede - Because I save the best for last and she is totally the best part of me… and she’ll bring the shovel

You may notice that none of my Shovel(wo)men appeared on LeSombre’s list… and it isn’t that I don’t like them or would want them on my list because his list is full of awesome great people… but they were on his list first… so I think I’m safe from any traitors after my piece of the Yeti pie.

Except of course for that Poppy person…

posted by NYC Watchdog at Wednesday - 02.11.09 @ 12:01 AM
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