It seems the Radisson Hotel chain wants to incite a war.  Now look, I understand that we as New Yorkers lost the chance to host the 2012 Summer Olympics to London through nothing more than our own bureaucratic sniveling.  Still, London got the job done… so bravo!

But that’s where London supremacy ends.

Radisson has other things in mind though… as you can see by this ad pictured here with Big Ben and the term, “Heavenly peace in the city that never sleeps.”

Well excusee’ fuckin’ moi’.  Just when did London become The City That Never Sleeps?

NEWSFLASH

To prove the unworthiness of the title of The City That Never Sleeps allow me to provide this little tidbit of information, that is not such a great secret but surely evidence of who the true insomniac city is:

• • The London Apple Store at 235 Regent Street is open Monday-Saturday from 10:00am-9:00pm and on Sundays from Noon-6:00pm
• • The London Apple Store at Unit V6a Upper West Mall in Brent Cross is open Monday-Friday from 10:00am-8:00pm, Saturday from 9:00am-7:00pm, and Sundays from Noon-6:00pm
• • The New York City Apple Store at 767 Fifth Avenue is open 24/365… that’s 24 HOURS and 365 DAYS A YEAR

Who’s the City That Never Sleeps now?

The Big Apple… that’s who.

Memo

To: Radisson Advertising Agency
From: New York City
Subject: Your False Advertising

Due to your unoriginal and incompetent attempt at advertising, it is highly suggested that you take your own life, before the New Yorkers get you.

Thanks,
NYCWD