This is true.

I may be the head of the best mafia* in Mafia Wars.

I may be the czar of the corn in Farmville.

I may be the mayor of a truck ton of places on Foursquare.

I may be relatively good at troubleshooting WP 3.0 multi-site issues.

I may be okay at CSS.

However, I suck as a boyfriend.

Happy birthday Popstar!

Now that it is TRULY official… the sucky boyfriend has posted about it.

And while I freely admit that I suck… well… let’s be honest for a moment… I suck pretty damn well.

Birthday sheep! Birthday sheep!

Wait.

What’s that in your hand?

Is it a crappy non call receiving or maintaining iPhone 4? (Which by the way all these rumors about antennae issues are bogus… we all know the truth is because it’s on AT&T)

I don’t think so…

*not to be confused with nor a part of the Orlando Mafia