I have been having an off and on killer headache since Sunday. I would love to chalk it up to a sinus infection or a migraine… something that medically could be determined and treated. Unfortunately, I don’t think so. If it is, then I am walking and living proof that you absolutely can injure yourself from thinking too hard.
Most people would be asking, Well what are you thinking of? when in fact the question should be What aren’t you thinking of? It seems I’ve become consumed by pondering thoughts.
There are the regular “what if” dilemmas I usually think of such as, what if Superman had sex with Lois Lane??? When he ejaculated would he blow her head clear off with his super sperm??? Would he need a kryptonite condom??? What type of lube would Optimus Prime use if him and Arcee ever hit it??? Would it be petroleum based??? Does WD-40 work??? Would he just slip through Jiffy Lube for some quick masturbation during the week she’d be getting her transmission fluid flushed???
Then there are the not so regular “what if” dilemmas I’ve been thinking of lately such as, if I quit this business what will I do??? Is school even a worthwhile option for me??? Would it make me any happier??? What if I just walked away??? Where would I walk too??? Where can I find a happy place without the use of copious amounts of drugs, hookers, and chocolate??? Sometimes these would just be casual thoughts… but lately… they’ve been in my mind alot. I’ve been thinking this even though work has been really pretty good lately, I’ve been trying to be more social and go out more, and I continue to plan my road trip which means driving and not walking.
So my head really started to hurt Sunday. I popped some Tylenol and went to bed. It hurt again Monday… and I did the same thing which put me into mood swings between being hyper when the pain wasn’t there and very slothful when it was. It hurt again yesterday… but the Tylenol didn’t make it go away this time… which still made me both slothful and hyper actively agitated. I think I might need something stronger. Maybe I need a cat scan to make sure my cat is still alive up there. Maybe I need to ingest a serious quantity of under the counter drugs. Maybe I need to discover the mystery of life. Maybe I need a brain transplant.
Anyone got an extra?
