The bullet lists are really quite easy especially since I sat here and couldn’t think of a damn thing to write that didn’t sound sad, pathetic, and depressing as all hell.  There’s only so much of that shit even I can stand… so…

† I have another funeral to go to this week for my friend’s mother.  It’s going to be a sucky week.

† Poppy is starting shit again saying that Say Anything is a more romantic movie than Love Actually all because of John Cusack.  It is now confirmed.  She’s crazy.  Love Actually is WAY more romantic.

† My brother totally called that it was going to be that Takuna Kenzai guy who was having people killed off on Heroes.  He impressed me with that.

† I got a new truck at work.  It’s a 2008 Escape.  Pretty sweet ride… but I need to pimp it.  I’m thinking limo tints, some spinner rims, and some fuzzy dice.  You’d feel better if I rolled up blasting 50 Cent from my iPod while you were bleeding to death, right?

† I’m sick and tired of Britney Spears and her drama.  Just take the kids away and be done with her.

† I’m seriously considering applying for a blogger job over at B5Media.  They want 6 posts a week.  How the hell do I do that when I find it hard writing here???  Must.  Think.  Deeply.  Thinking.  Thinking.  OUCH!!!  That hurts!!!

† I got new sheets.  They are 400 thread count.  I got them shopping with Beaner last week in Target but I only put them on Saturday.  I did have a good night’s sleep… but that usually happens for like a week before it goes to shit again.

† Monique besmirched the good name of cereal.

† Besmirched is my new word of the week.  I picked it up from my brother.  He’s a big time besmircher of our father’s name.

† According to my father I’m a pretty big besmircher of his name myself.

† Tomorrow’s Cereal Wednesday is going to be… well… let’s just say that it is an example of true love in action.

Yeah… that was pretty easy.  The glittery bunny makes me smile.  Deal with it.