Welcome my friends to another sampling of the past week in my blogosphere known as Smorgashboard Sunday.  I’ve pretty much caught up on reading… just not commenting.  Maybe I will… maybe I won’t… but for now here is the Smorgashboard…

Was there a new post at IT2M?  Silly blogger… just more non-detailed filled reassurances that they will be back.  Sorta like the Guvernator if ya know what I mean.

I was surprised to see that Tony had actually heard one of his bands on a radio station that advertises playing them.  Now we KNOW the radio industry is going nuts.

Apparently the guilt was too much.  Luckily for Avitable, the ticker-tape parade to be held in his honor will be filled with ninjas as well… so no one will even know they are there.

Hot Coffee Girl found a really great Aids Awareness Video (not work safe btw).  Unfortunately it was made in France… so maybe their next campaign will be for better female shaving techniques under the armpits.

Helen has come up with a few ways to torture people using Gmail.  Then people wonder why I use a contact form… duh.

Although Dave’s vacation came to an end… he still may not get home for awhile until clearing quarantine from the Black Plague on the ship.  I wonder if they have soft-serve ice cream swirl makers in quarantine?

Ever wonder if your actually being read?  Need a definite reader?  Well Sir Jorge has decided to voluntarily subject himself to your ramblings.  He is much braver than I am since he opened it up to the WHOLE blogosphere.  I’d be puking at all the rainbow text.

Time flies when your having fun… but with there only being 400 days left until I can hypnotize Mistress Yoda and convince her that she is coupling with the dark side… I need to start cracking.  You’re getting sleepy…

No matter how much Gary may not want to admit it… he loves his red stapler.  Really.

It is no secret that I maintain a general avoidance of blondes.  However, Miss Britt is making me re-evaluate the hair color.  Besides the fact that she gives deep soul searching and honest advice on her Mondays, she also has the balls to put this up…

… Vodka + Crystal Light= Good Times people… good times… and drunk sex… so yeah… I’m luvin’ blondes right about now

So that is this edition of Smorgashboard Sunday!  It’s actually quite amazing what happens when you miss a few days here and there… especially when you have as many feeds as I do.  There really is a treasure trove of stories out there… you just need to have the patience to find them.

As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:

Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post.  So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:

Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 250+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read.  Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear.  This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it.  This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking.  This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you.  It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week.  Unless.

Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit.  If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again.  While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.