Happy Indy 500 Race Day! Yes… today there will be a cat fight on the Brick Yard as Danica Patrick contends with not only the men of the Indy Circuit, but fellow female racers Sarah Fisher, who has actually had more races (50) and a higher finish (second) than Patrick, and total newcomer Milka Duno. While two of my good friends are attending in person, I instead have chosen to stay behind to offer you this week’s Smorgashboard Sunday! See… I sacrifice it all for you! Now onto the Smorgashboard…
Poor Dave is having some trouble making some travel decisions. Apparently great Islands of Greece gave him enough penises to look at… now he may go to BlogHer for the boobies or ComicCon for… mmm… comics? Yeah… I vote for ComicCon too.
Did you know that the marathon originated in Greece? Well it turns out that Panthergirl is hoping to be a marathon participant. Unfortunately she won’t know until June when I guess the Road Runners Club picks the numbers. Keep your parts crossed for her, k?
Poppy also found a very interesting post about International Fast Food from Will Work For Food. She was also uber-productive so she gets props for that alone.
It turns out that Phil isn’t just about the obtuse triangles and hard angles. He apparently is also into curves. Finally, a mathematical equation I can not only relate to, but agree with.
So it seems Dawn is not as easily charmed as others. Of course… she still did everything she was told to do… so maybe there is some truth to
getting chicks drunk to have sex with themhypnosis.
RW celebrated the milestone that is his 500th blog post! Unfortunately he is no closer to learning the origin of his wife’s favorite peculiar dish than he was since before he had a blog… which is a good thing. Let’s just hope Vincenzo doesn’t get bored hanging with Jimmy Hoffa.
ilker has a really great demonstration on optical illusions. Now if only he could find one to make me thinner…
Franky continues to nurture her new brood. Luckily… they look nothing like me.
Poor Tori went all Altered Mental Status. I hope if her doctor tells her to stop taking those little gems, she sends some my way.
Once again Avitable has demonstrated that not only must his wife be blind… but she also must have steel skin like Colossus. He beat her while she slept because he lost a few limbs and ended up munching carpet. Well… better him munching the carpet than her… I assure you that, contrary to male popular belief.
To divert from the ordinary and go a bit futuristic, the Say Anything vs. Love Actually war has been rekindled. This time Mistress Yoda is going mano y mano with Mr. Fabulous. On Monday, they both will have a 200 word essay on why their respective movies are the Most Romantic over at Pointless Drivel. Well, I think we all know who I’m backing on this contest…
So that’s been the week in my blogosphere, and a small slice of my Monday to come. For those of you who haven’t watched the video at the top… yes… this Wednesday will be the Cereal Wednesday Finale. I know a few people have asked whether it is a season finale or a series finale, but that won’t get answered until Wednesday… but at the very least it will be a very LIFE changing cereal to come this week and one you won’t want to miss.
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 250+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
