Time for another Sunday Smorgashboard where I serve up the best dishes my blogosphere has had to offer. Snack hard…
As always, the innocent and endearing Poppy has managed to turn something wholesome into something erotically challenging. Personally, I’m all about Battlestar Galactica myself.
Crystal paid homage to the self-proclaimed King of the Internet. Why self-proclaimed? Because we all know Al Gore created it so therefore he should be the Queen which makes Tippa the King.
Wall Street’s newest financial consultant tycoon, Dave, gave some serious financial advice in case you ended up with a billion dollars. Surprisingly, he never said to give it to him… so he’s obviously too honest for his own good.
Mr. Fab on the other hand says you should give the money to him, since he has a good plan for it. Personally, I think he needs to reassess his plan. Somewhere, children are actually LOVED. Imagine that?
Amy posted about a killer cookie recipe. I’m really hoping to get a live demo one day. I’ve got the kitchen (right next to the bedroom) and the camera… you bring the ingredients.
Poor RW had his computer violated by some unwanted stuff. Yeah, sure. He wanted it… he just didn’t KNOW he wanted it.
Leave it to Miss Britt to make me cry. Really. The tears were flowing over her post about the kindest and sweetest person she knows and is going to show her boobs to. Oh did I cry… in fact I cried so much from laughing so damn hard I ran out of paper towels.
So has anyone figured out the underlying connection of the seven previous items? Yes, they were all posted over at Avitable’s. Why? Because the fucker took the week off from the internet. Checking into rehab with Lindsay Lohan will NOT get you Avril Lavignes autograph… just a bad case of the
Phil chimed in regarding the qualities of the social network phenom known as Facebook. Bottom line… it’s all about Sprinkles.
Have you wondered where the Travelocity Wandering Gnome has been? Mistress Yoda has alluded to the possibility that he is indeed a prisoner of love.
And finally…
In true Republican fashion, KG has begun the process of erecting a borderline fence. Little does she know that no fence, wall, or laser guided missile will stop me from
hermy Teddy.
So that wraps up this week’s Sunday Smorgashboard Edition feast. If you find them even half-way as fulfilling as I did… well then you’ve surely put on some serious weight.
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 250+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
