Welcome to another heartfelt edition of the Sunday Smorgashboard… let’s dive right into the tastiest morsels from my blogosphere over the main course that was the past week in my blogosphere…
The DutchBitch shows us a new meaning to love in the loo. Let me just say… that is true romance right there… even if it is a little Oedipusy. Oh, and three words people… DutchBitch Worship-A-Looza Contest!!! Anyone have a thigh-high leather boot I can sacrifice on video???
Professional Food Pornographer Poppy was at it yet again with a scrumptious little post based on the most important human organ. No you perverts… the heart. Unfortunately, none of the food represented was anatomically accurate. Then again… it is porn… and really what are the real life chances of THAT stuff REALLY happening? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
Did you think that only humans have things for bacon? Well even Rachel‘s Bello has a thing for pigs… which means that deep down, Bello knows where bacon comes from. And he’s okay with it. I’m with Bello.
Sybil decided to introduce the blogosphere to her common blog wives. It’s like a bit Big Love meets and molests Hasbro.
First, she got inked. Now she got stabbed. What will
BritneySarcastica do next? Only time will tell…
Any New Yorker worth their salt has heard of the Blue Man Group that originated in the 80’s. Of course… over time… the blue may fade to aqua. Luckily Dan has found the newest generation of blue men to take the place of the fading ones. Considering their percussion focus… I bet he fits right in.
Avi has a new commenting feature and encourages nudity when using it. C’mon people… if I can do it… so can you!!!
Tonight at 7:00pm Eastern, on Pointless Drivel Live the one and only Mr Fab will have the one and only Tug on as a guest. I have no doubt that my Monday morning commute will be highlighted by this show… and I’m calling it now… between 7:31 and 7:36 Turnbaby will be calling in… and will be gone by 7:50 to charge her phone for her own show Turnbaby Talks (and she talks with that hot southern accent ya’ll) that goes on right after. So next week when Jester is on… he has no worries about no one calling in… it’s almost a sure thing… kinda like the sun rising in the morning.
Who said LOLCats are just for shits and giggles? Some people take them serious enough to use for the biggest question of their lives… and no, it isn’t the ”Can I Have Cheezeburger?” question either! There was the first marriage proposal at icanhascheezeburger.com on Thursday… but you have to click to find out what she said. Either way… I know a good pawn shop AND a good divorce lawyer.
And finally…
Congratulations to Gothamist who turned five this week. Now maybe if they’d start covering news that matters accurately, life would be good.
So that about wraps it up. Just as a heads up to everyone… tomorrow the post that will appear here has the following disclaimer:
WARNING: This is not a post to skim. This is a post to actually sit there and read. If you skim it, you WILL come away with misunderstanding it. You may need to read it more than once to understand where exactly I am coming from. For the record, I am a Personal Blogger and this is a Personal Blog. If I did not blog about the things I do, then I would not be considered as such and this blog would not fall into this category. With that said… just remember I
you all.
This way, you can’t say you haven’t been warned AHEAD of time… have a good week!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 250+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
