Welcome to another edition of the Sunday Smorgashboard… bringing you the best and tastiest morsels from around my own blogosphere.  With Tropical Storm Fay bearing down on the southern US, time is of the essence.  So let’s begin!

Avitable made a huge announcement about his Halloween Party this year… and he has t-shirts!  I’m all about the Dave2 Limited Edition.

As a really special treat, Dave2 revealed the ”Making of the Avitable Neverwas Halloween Party T-Shirt”.  I found this to be ultimately fascinating as a view behind the scenes from the creator of my favorite gear (that came this week and caused much rejoicing).

Turnbaby has photographic evidence of the elusive Mennonite Electric Tool User.  Those guys who have a Bigfoot in the freezer ain’t got nothin’ on Turnbaby!

B.E. Earl has a great post about the disappearance of the Bermuda Triangle.  I suppose we may never know…

Pat over @ Belchspeak provided some interesting insight into why The Clone Wars is rated PG.  I’m not sure what kind of guidance a parent can provide about Baby Hutt‘s burping green smoke.  Don’t be a baby?

Sourpuss reveals what happens when good bear builders go bad.  Just for the record… I despise Build-A-Bear for the simple fact they fired a co-worker of mine because she was late to work after an elderly woman fell down the subway steps, and my co-worker got stuck holding traction for 30 minutes on a mid-shaft femur fracture which made her late for work.  Corporate mongers.

Fantastagirl had the best response to a weigh-in request I’ve ever heard.  I’m all about giving my excess weight away… any takers?

Winter gave Motley one of the most important fundamentals of life… because its all about who’s got the biggest balls of them all.  It’s all about the balls… really… all about them…

My dearest Poppy did a guest post for Karl this week.  Her post addresses the impending end of times (tomorrow) when Karl and Miss Britt quit smoking.  There is still time to become part of their Quiterati… so what are you going to quit with them?  Coffee?  Soda?  Chocolate?  Marijuana?  I think I’m going to quit these time consuming Sunday Smorgashboard posts.

Have a good week!

As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:

Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post.  So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:

Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read.  Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear.  This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it.  This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking.  This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you.  It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week.  Unless.

Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit.  If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again.  While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.