Welcome to another sporadically unpredicatable edition of Smorgashboard Sunday!  Here are the best tidbits of the past week from my blogosphere…

Avitable scooped an exclusive last words of David Carradine!  That overrated Perez Hilton ain’t got nothing on Avitable!

LeSombre has become such a soulless Zen master that he is able to determine that on Friday, he’s in love.  I wonder if this means that he’s a hockey hater Monday - Thursday.

Whall was the first one to expose me to the Literal Interpretation Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart.  We could make a killing have a television station with videos just like this from the 80’s.  MTV take note.

Poppy elaborated on the process that made her a legal New Yorker.  She’s also become… enhanced. 

Brian got up close and personal thanks to some of my brother’s least favorite people.  Dumpers.  Take a moment and look real hard at what we’re doing to the environment… and our souls in the process.

Dave2 highlighted his gallery of photographic Twitter Avatars.  He also told me I should Tweet more because I was relegated to at etc. and have no bad feelings about having a cartoon avatar.  Obviously he hasn’t picked up on the fact that I am a wordy person and therefore 140 characters is stifling my creativity and it has nothing to do with being iPhoneless.  Sound good, right?

Martha Stewart, Madonna, Octomom, and that overbearing Kate chick move the hell out of the way.  DutchBitch has officially been declared a MILB.  Don’t be haters.

And finally…

Phil had a dream about a blonde girl.  He’s pretty happy because it had nothing to do with math.  Did you know Phil is actually a Canadian living in London?  Now if Phil was American… he’d realize that blonde was actually representative of cherry pi.

That wraps up this week’s edition… have a good week!!!

As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:

Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post.  So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:

Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read.  Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear.  This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it.  This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking.  This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you.  It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week.  Unless.

Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit.  If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again.  While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.