Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
In honor of the zombie within all of us… this is Smorgashboard Sunday: The Deviled Egg Edition! Why? Because we all know the Devil made zombies… and there are a shitload of hard boiled eggs leftover… and what do you do with so much eggs? Devil them of course! So anyway… here are the best devilish posts from my blogosphere over this past week (well okay… Sunday-Friday because I’m writing this on Saturday)…
Leave it to the Canadian LeSombre to finally find Jesus. It’s about time he came out of the closet to put the nail in the coffin of the RC Church, don’t you think?
Poor Soda may have mono! At least she found relief in chocolate pudding!
Hilly is making the big trip from the tumultuous about to sink into the Pacific Ocean West Coast to the far stabler superior East Coast right when the Atlantic Ocean hurricane season is getting ready to start. I’m guessing she’s due for at least two speeding tickets on the way.
It turns out that Miss Britt was actually raised by a hippy. While that could explain alot… contrary to her belief, her gifts are definitely better than all those other gifts for women blogs out there.
Avitable unknowingly named our next cat. I anticipate my Twitter usage to drop significantly from May on.
Faiqa gave us some power words to ponder. Do I get my Communication Sensitivity Certification yet? No? Why? Twitter??? WTF!?!?!?! Bitch.
B is less than $250 from her goal for the Maryland ASPCA. Instead of spending your money on the 50% off chocolate bunnies that you don’t need tomorrow, try saving a real one.
Da Duck has been appleized. Pretty soon we’ll realize that iGadget is the new zombie.
Dutchbitch has placed her self firmly on Team Craig in the Great Bond Debate. She’s also into gene splicing. End of times? Anyone? Anyone?
And finally the most devilish for last…
Poppy has the bestest boyfriend in the world! He took her to eat endangered species!!! No. It wasn’t Top Chef so it wasn’t Chilean Sea Bass.
So that just about sums up this past week… have a good coming week!!!
As a reward for feeding me with my internal thirst for reading materials… I designed this simple button for those who may want to display their Snacked upon status proudly:
Additionally… because I am beyond benevolent and loving contrary to what some people believe… here is the code for you to use with a permalink directly to this post. So if your blog was snacked upon today, all you need to do is copy and past the code:
Smorgashboard Sunday is a weekly compilation of interesting posts, pictures, and videos that I have found within the 350+ feeds of personal or personal related blogs that I currently read. Due to the volume of blogs and the 10-12 posts I limit myself to comment on, there may be times when posts that you author do not appear. This is not to say that you did not have a good post, or an important post, or even a post I did not read because in all likelihood I did indeed read it. This simply means that for that week(s) that you are excluded… well… I thought other posts were better choices for the Snacking. This does not mean I don’t like you, I don’t love you, or that I don’t read you. It just means that for that week(s), I chose other posts but there is always the possibility of next week. Unless.
Unless you cry, whine, send me e-mail messages begging me to feature you, send e-cards with links to the posts you want linked, tell me how I don’t love you, tell me how I don’t like you, tell me how sad you are, tell me how I don’t read you even though you know I did because I commented that week, and/or try to muscle me with threats of large “goombas” paying a visit. If you do any of that… then hold your breathe until you see yourself on the Smorgashboard again. While your doing that… go get a white hat and get yourself some Smurfberry Pie ‘cause you’ll be blue before you see it.
