… ‘cause today is Fuck Off And Die Thursday!!!!  Can I get a “Rawwwr”?  I can’t hear you… c’mon… all together now… “RAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!”

My first FOAD is directed at stupid ex-husbands.  Yeah I know… there are times when I can be one… but this one in particular is because of Pudding‘s first ex.  Next week is the week the kids are off from school for the Passover/Easter break.  So as usual, I was taking DJ and he was taking the other wolves.  Now I had the entire week planned out… there was zoo day, park day X 2, circus day (Ringling Bros came into town last night… but more on that tomorrow), and movie day.  A full week with a 6 year old filled with activities that should keep us busy.  I have off from work… which is rare… and with the exception of payroll on Monday, wasn’t planning on seeing the place.  Now I find out tonight from Pudding that he isn’t taking his share.  I spit nails because now I have all these plans and it’s for shit.  I already told her I’m still taking him… and if she decides to go away on one of his other vacations, I’ll take him again but I need notice.  It’s just majorly fucked, and he needs to FOAD.

My next FOAD goes out to those who are pussies.  Yeah… those who say, “Oh he yelled at me!” or “He was nasty!”.  You.  Are.  A.  Pussy.  Want nasty?  I can give you nasty.  Want to get yelled at?  I’ll yell so loud the soundwaves will smack your momma in Okinawa in the back of her empty head.  Why is momma’s head empty?  Well she had you… and failure to use birth control is an empty minded thing to do when your inbreeding.  True, most of the time I am laid back.  When shit hits the fan, I move fast.  Keep up.  When you don’t… I don’t think you hear me.  If I’m quick on the phone… that’s because we’re done and you just don’t realize it yet.  You.  Are.  A.  Pussy.  FOAD already.

FOAD to people who cannot make decisions when other people are counting on you.

FOAD to the bitch who took my parking spot at Dunkin’ Donuts this morning.  I had NO Ice Coffee today.

Finally, Peace and Love goes out to corporate monger Circuit City who is firing 3400 workers to replace them with less skilled and cheaper labor.  This means they must be hiring illegals who will sell you the wrong shit or are trying to put more people who work for them on Public Assistance. 

It really is unbelievable that as prices go up these companies want to pay people less.  It’s almost as if they are saying to their employees, “You can work here… we just don’t want you to be able to shop here.” If they need to save money THAT badly then why not start with the guy who came up with THAT brilliant idea!  It’s moments like these that make me sick over the state of affairs here in the US.  Everyone knows I’m not political, or spout political beliefs, or any of that other shit… but this to me is not political.  This is social… and I am all about exposing society for the mind numbing institution it is.  This isn’t really mind numbing… it’s just plain fucked up.

I bet you’re wondering what you can do to stop Corporate Mongers like this.  It’s simple.  Boycott Circuit City.  Blog about it.  Raise awareness.  Raise some hell too.  Tell them to FOAD… and show them the Peace and Love…