Live From The 4th Floor… It’s Saturday Night

And I am fucking exhausted.

Really now.  Today was a little bit over the top even for me… and for a few reasons.  Allow me to explain.

Thursday night when I got home from work I was supposed to pack up the computer desk.  Instead… I had a conversation first with Squishy Poppy and then with Squishy Dawg.  Needless to say… it didn’t get packed.

Then last night, not only did I need to pack that desk… I needed to pack my clothes and all my “loose ends”.  I have to be honest… I didn’t expect to have so many damn loose ends.  Touch decisions had to be made:

Absinthe comes.
Mechwarrior stays.
Wine comes.
Unopened Playboy magazines from this past year stays.

Sure as hell I made those decisions this morning as the movers arrived under the absolute worst humidity ever that had me soaked in sweat just from thinking about the move.  Now I have to be honest… professional movers were not in the original game plan… but obviously the game plan had to be altered a bit considering the conditions underwhich I am now living.

Thank God I am lazy.

These guys moved not only the bed and the wardrobe, but a whole bunch of boxes and the computer desk too.  It took them 3 hours.  It would have taken us 3 months.  Yeah… I’m not joking.

What’s the killer?  The six flight walk-up to our new apartment is a bit much on my old bones.  Doing it daily when its just me is really not that bad… doing it multiple times a day with heavy ass boxes is a killer.  Imagine trying to move my bed?  Yeah… exactly… not so much.

Of course… life would not be adventurous if it wasn’t for the “girls”.  See… we didn’t move them with the movers otherwise a) They would run out of the apartment at some point and b) They would be seen by other tenants in a building where they really aren’t quite supposed to be.  So the plan was to move them over later.

Later just happened to be when the remnants of Hurricane Hannah wandered through the area.  Double parked in the middle of the street, with a torrential downpour soaking my already sweat filled shirt, and there I am trying to hide to pussies in a box from the neighbors.  Luckily… none saw them… but one neighbor did see the litter box.  To that end, having cats is like smoking pot from a bong.  I may have the paraphanelia… but you gotta catch me using it to prove anything.

So yeah… that’s where we’re at right now.  Unfortunately… cable/phone/internet doesn’t arrive until Friday.  So this week we’ll probably be a little bit on the lighter side of being online.  I view this as not a total necessary evil… because there is still a shitload of boxes to unpack.

posted by NYC Watchdog at Saturday - 09.06.08 @ 10:36 PM
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Pitbull With Lipstick

imageThis week saw the Republican National Convention.  Sarah Palin‘s speech garnered 37 million viewers… more than the Olympic opening ceremony.  This self-proclaimed hockey mom (who admits that the only difference between pitbulls and hockey moms is lipstick) buried Joe Biden in television viewers by 55%.  So what did everyone tune in to?  Here are a few of my favorite snippets from her speech:

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Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown, and since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves.

I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a “community organizer,” except that you have actual responsibilities. I might add that in small towns, we don’t quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren’t listening.

I’ve noticed a pattern with our opponent.  Maybe you have, too.  We’ve all heard his dramatic speeches before devoted followers and there is much to like and admire about our opponent.

But listening to him speak, it’s easy to forget that this is a man who has authored two memoirs but not a single major law or reform - not even in the state Senate.

Sudden and relentless reform never sits well with entrenched interests and power brokers. That’s why true reform is so hard to achieve.  But with the support of the citizens of Alaska, we shook things up, and in short order we put the government of our state back on the side of the people.  I came to office promising major ethics reform, to end the culture of self-dealing. And today, that ethics reform is the law.  While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor’s office that I didn’t believe our citizens should have to pay for.

That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay.

The most intriguing part, and truly the part that really made me take notice was this:

Our family has the same ups and downs as any other - the same challenges and the same joys.  Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge and children with special needs inspire a special love.

To the families of special-needs children all across this country, I have a message: For years, you sought to make America a more welcoming place for your sons and daughters.  I pledge to you that if we are elected, you will have a friend and advocate in the White House.

I tend to believe that even if the Baby Gate accusations are true, that’s a pretty powerful boost for families with special needs children.  I think Obama may have just had his ship sunk.

What do you think?

posted by NYC Watchdog at Friday - 09.05.08 @ 9:39 AM
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Cortex Meltdown

It really started innocently enough.  The opportunity for me to do something that, otherwise, I would probably never be able to do.  Then the voting began in earnest.  I threw out a motivational image, I launched a campaign, I showed off my Ginsu knife, and finally I let the animal out.

I knew that eventually some people would throw drama chum into the water because they were sick of seeing it or because the bloggers they had nominated or voted for weren’t in the top 12 as the contest panned out.  Still through it all, I am grateful to those of you who have stuck by me and cheered me on.  Without your help and support I would not be writing this post, nor would I be reporting to you that I will indeed be in the Hot Blogger 2009 Calendar

Hawt Dawg W/Bad Monkey

Yes, that’s right.  I will be joining the esteemed hawtness of fellow bloggers like Shawn Powers, Ghost of Keywork, Busy Dad, Backpacking Dad, and Adam Avitable.  On one hand I feel like I’m in a Wayne’s World episode where crying, “I’m not worthy!” will result in a *Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo* dream moment where I will wake up screaming, but on the other hand I think I just one the People’s Choice Award for Hawtest Brain Cortex.

So thank you one and all for making this happen.  As things progress, be assured I will keep you up to date.

Campaign Winners

So anyone who joined in the campaign got entered into a raffle, with their level of campaign contribution equating to a number of tickets for the drawing.  So everyone got their name put into a line in a spreadsheet the number of times they had a ticket, and with the magic of Random.org… I am happy to announce the following winners:

Solanacea - Grand Prize package is a $50 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate, an autographed 8X10 photo of me, a signed copy of the Hot Blogger Calendar, a t-shirt designed by myself, either a guest post by myself or a mention on a Cereal Wednesday Episode
Lisa - Second Prize package is a $25 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate, an authographed 8X10 photo of me, and a signed copy of the Hot Blogger Calendar
Cricky - Third Prize package is a $25 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate, an autographed 8X10 photo of me, and a signed copy of the Hot Blogger Calendar
You should all have gotten an e-mail from me about certain information I need for processing the gift certificates, so check those inboxes (and possibly that SPAM box too!)!!!

I also want to give a big thanks to B, Cap, Cissa Fireheart, Hello Haha Narf, Glenda, Libragirl, and Toe.  I appreciate all of your efforts… and as a way to show that appreciation I will in fact send you all signed copies of the 2009 Hot Blogger Calendar once its published!!!

Again, thank you!!

posted by NYC Watchdog at Monday - 09.01.08 @ 11:01 PM
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Zero Hour Crossroads

If you’re reading this, that means that the 2:00pm Sunday hour has passed.  Understand that based on estimates Saturday morning, 2:00pm Sunday was what we referred to as Zero Hour… the hour where we had to be loaded and headed south aboard our ambulances in order to make the Louisiana/Texas border before Hurricane Gustav makes landfall.  Admittedly, it really should have been noon to allow for the unforseen circumstances (like crushing a deer on I-81 in Virginia at 5:00am) that always seem to occur… but that would have required some actual thought about the whole thing.  Maybe there would have been some planning too.  Instead, there has been none of that… and if you are reading this we are not headed south aboard our ambulances.

I am not saying that ambulances aren’t heading down… when in fact the first wave from our region left out Thursday afternoon/night.  The lessons Katrina taught were learned by FEMA, but more importantly by the local government who has declared a mandatory evacuation as of 8:00am this morning.  Being billed as the “mother of all storms”, this is what I have been trained for.  What I have stayed packed for.  What I have been waiting for.

Yet here I am… not going.

Why you ask?  The reasons I was given are numerous… “We don’t have enough qualified people.” (Bullshit.) “We don’t have enough manpower.” (Poor recruitment, interviewing, and retention issues have plagued the industry for years.) “The decrease in Medicare and the rising price of gas has sapped our financial reserves.” (Quite possible… but still I’ll call bullshit.) “We’ll go if we’re called, but not until then.” (Biggest bullshit line I heard… really.)

What it all boils down to, is corporate mongering.  Working in the EMS private sector can be looked down upon by a number of my peers who prefer the easy stability of a municipal paycheck.  I often hear from people who don’t realize that there is such as thing as private EMS.  They don’t realize that their tax dollars don’t provide all the emergency care their area needs, but I can’t fault them on their ignorance because we are our own worst enemy when it comes to publicity.  I’ve always been able to justify continuing in it because of the vast amount and variety of experiences I have had and the good that has been done for the people I’ve been able to assist who otherwise might not have been helped at all.  That justification has ended in this moment.

It ended when the boss of my boss’s boss decided to put profit over what this industry, and specifically the company I work for, has grown on… sacrifice.

The physical sacrifice that we make day in and day out moving patients that no one else is willing to.  The emotional sacrifice that we make in being strong for people when they are at their weakest, and disabling us from being able to be strong for those closest to us.  The ultimate sacrifice that others, such as Yum, have made in an effort to save another life.  Those sacrifices have been smeared by his decision to NOT EVEN ASK us to sacrifice again.  I know there is enough of us willing to put together a 20 truck convoy, willing even to do it using our vacation time, but we have not been afforded the opportunity to do so, thanks to the bottom lines of corporate mongers.

So now I am once again at a crossroads.  A little over a year ago I decided that I didn’t really want to be in this line of business anymore, because in the end it has taken from me more than it has given me… but I held out hope.  I held out hope for one more time of doing something that I can honestly look back on and say, “We definitely made a difference.” I held out hope for one more time like 3 years ago…

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That opportunity has come, and it looks like the difference will be made… but not by me or mine.

And it’s gnawing away at me from the inside out.

Damn the man.  Save the Empire.

posted by NYC Watchdog at Sunday - 08.31.08 @ 2:01 PM
categories:   I'm A Cowboy  Personal
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Vote Me Up

Hawt Dawg Being Bear

The Hot Blogger Calendar Voting continues!  Sure enough, there I am listed as NYC Watchdog!  So you know what you gotta do right?  You need to go and cast your vote!!!

Currently I am in 7th place!!!  Since there are 12 months, then I should be okay with that, right?  Wrong!  I am still being beaten by none other than Wesley Effing Crusher (Wil Wheaton to those who don’t know).  Yep… that Star Trek goody-two-shoes is beating me out by around 32 votes.  What kind of crap is this?  Why have I been forsaken to live in his shadow!  It’s just not right I tell you… just not right.  So do me the solid, consider campaigning for me and vote for me so I won’t have the mark of Tribbles all over me!!!

Too lazy to click on the site and vote???  Here’s the widget for your convenience!!!  (HINT: I’m the 11th name down from the top)

Yep… you’re out of excuses now aren’t you???

posted by NYC Watchdog at Friday - 08.29.08 @ 10:22 AM
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